Cranberry Smith
@cranberrysmith.bsky.social
Normal man Cranberry motherfuckin Smith
Why did that one feller just put his meat in the other feller?
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Why did that one feller just put his meat in the other feller?
Im locking my windows tonight so her ghost cant come crawling through and piss on all my stuff.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Im locking my windows tonight so her ghost cant come crawling through and piss on all my stuff.
That was the intent.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
That was the intent.
Does it count if I bust before even taking my pants off?
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Does it count if I bust before even taking my pants off?
Demon left my anur.
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Demon left my anur.
That fucking Christmas ham got my asshole feelin spicy.
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
That fucking Christmas ham got my asshole feelin spicy.
Going back to my roots (Ireland).
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Going back to my roots (Ireland).
I know. They should be considerate for the dumb fucking moron community as we dont want her. She can go to the big doodoo shithead bitch community instead.
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I know. They should be considerate for the dumb fucking moron community as we dont want her. She can go to the big doodoo shithead bitch community instead.
Boobs are gay. Like you know who else has nipples? Men.
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Boobs are gay. Like you know who else has nipples? Men.
Very. I had to stick my back scratcher up there.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Very. I had to stick my back scratcher up there.
You're really stirring a *whole* lotta talk. Must we be so *anal* about this? I think this will have some people quite a*gape*d! Let's not *stretch ourselves* too thin!
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You're really stirring a *whole* lotta talk. Must we be so *anal* about this? I think this will have some people quite a*gape*d! Let's not *stretch ourselves* too thin!
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
Anyway, that picture makes my own butthole feel itchy.
I wouldn't know. I dont use potatoes for eating. But the harder they are, the better they are for throwing at Pokémon scalpers.
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I wouldn't know. I dont use potatoes for eating. But the harder they are, the better they are for throwing at Pokémon scalpers.
Owee. Do not do that!
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Owee. Do not do that!
How would you like to wake up on Christmas day freshly circumcised?
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
How would you like to wake up on Christmas day freshly circumcised?
His heart actually got so big it exploded and he died at the Whoville medical center.
Never be too nice.
Never be too nice.
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
His heart actually got so big it exploded and he died at the Whoville medical center.
Never be too nice.
Never be too nice.
Mrs. Clause number 4 got the bird flu last year and died. I got Mrs. Clause number 5 some rotisserie chickens this year. She said all the chicken has her constipated though.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mrs. Clause number 4 got the bird flu last year and died. I got Mrs. Clause number 5 some rotisserie chickens this year. She said all the chicken has her constipated though.