Cranberry Smith
@cranberrysmith.bsky.social
Normal man Cranberry motherfuckin Smith
I walked away from Thanksgiving dinner and went to Sizzler.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I walked away from Thanksgiving dinner and went to Sizzler.
@badposter.lol they got you on a shirt at Walmart.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@badposter.lol they got you on a shirt at Walmart.
He didn't get a job and now he's dead.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He didn't get a job and now he's dead.
Which one is Armand Hammer again? I dont remember.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Which one is Armand Hammer again? I dont remember.
Cranberry Smith's top 10 Christmas gift ideas:
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Cranberry Smith's top 10 Christmas gift ideas:
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Number 10: The Office themed Matryoshka dolls
www.etsy.com/listing/6494...
Just let a man eat his sammy on da floor...
September 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just let a man eat his sammy on da floor...
My job is letting people dress up for Halloween, but my boss told me this wasn't okay and he'll send my ass home if I clock in wearing this.
I don't get it. It's just "I love You" in ASL🤟. Do I have grounds to report him to HR?
I don't get it. It's just "I love You" in ASL🤟. Do I have grounds to report him to HR?
September 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My job is letting people dress up for Halloween, but my boss told me this wasn't okay and he'll send my ass home if I clock in wearing this.
I don't get it. It's just "I love You" in ASL🤟. Do I have grounds to report him to HR?
I don't get it. It's just "I love You" in ASL🤟. Do I have grounds to report him to HR?
Never forget😔😢
September 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Never forget😔😢
Ultimate going to bed fit:
September 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Ultimate going to bed fit:
My feed must be extremely powerful then:
July 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My feed must be extremely powerful then:
The face I'm submitting to bsky for verification:
July 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The face I'm submitting to bsky for verification:
Look at this awesome shirt I found at Ross.
And boy, do I LOVE freaks👍❤️
And boy, do I LOVE freaks👍❤️
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Look at this awesome shirt I found at Ross.
And boy, do I LOVE freaks👍❤️
And boy, do I LOVE freaks👍❤️
Had a bad time at the hardware store.
What they don't know is that I carry the biggest pipe of them all.
What they don't know is that I carry the biggest pipe of them all.
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Had a bad time at the hardware store.
What they don't know is that I carry the biggest pipe of them all.
What they don't know is that I carry the biggest pipe of them all.
Me having to get airlifted off the toilet bowl because my ass is just too phat:
June 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Me having to get airlifted off the toilet bowl because my ass is just too phat:
Don't mind me, I'm just about to go to bed.
May 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just about to go to bed.
Where the hell is this guy? I thought we were supposed to tussle in front of the Home Depot
May 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Where the hell is this guy? I thought we were supposed to tussle in front of the Home Depot
Actually, the music is the only thing I like about Seinfeld. It makes me wanna bust it down, Cranberry style.
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about those 4 horrible shitheads who just sit and talk about nothing.
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about those 4 horrible shitheads who just sit and talk about nothing.
May 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Actually, the music is the only thing I like about Seinfeld. It makes me wanna bust it down, Cranberry style.
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about those 4 horrible shitheads who just sit and talk about nothing.
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about those 4 horrible shitheads who just sit and talk about nothing.
Hopefully he picks up what I put down for him:
May 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hopefully he picks up what I put down for him:
You know, a little bit of credit would've been appreciated... @nytimes.com
April 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You know, a little bit of credit would've been appreciated... @nytimes.com
You know what, Wayne? No thank you. Have a terrible day you jerk!
March 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You know what, Wayne? No thank you. Have a terrible day you jerk!
Water is okay I guess. I'm more of an alcohol kind of guy.
March 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Water is okay I guess. I'm more of an alcohol kind of guy.