Cranberryperson
@cranberryperson.bsky.social
Sometimes I make my own falafel at home. Isn’t that interesting?
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man $470 in travel reimbursements, he buys a used drum set despite never playing drums before in any meaningful sense.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man $470 in travel reimbursements, he buys a used drum set despite never playing drums before in any meaningful sense.
Trying to be so careful with what stickers I put on my guitar case. Like what if seven years ago I slapped a Pickle Rick on there? Nightmare.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Trying to be so careful with what stickers I put on my guitar case. Like what if seven years ago I slapped a Pickle Rick on there? Nightmare.
Come on doc, stop sugarcoating things and give it to me straight!
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Come on doc, stop sugarcoating things and give it to me straight!
Shoot me your cell number if you want me to text you “I love weed” every couple months.
April 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Shoot me your cell number if you want me to text you “I love weed” every couple months.
I think Trump’s analogy of this being like a surgery with the expectation of recovering better than we started out is a pretty good one but I sure as shit don’t remember him getting the country’s informed consent.
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think Trump’s analogy of this being like a surgery with the expectation of recovering better than we started out is a pretty good one but I sure as shit don’t remember him getting the country’s informed consent.
My god if I see one more Democrat agreeing that we need to eliminate “waste, fraud and abuse” without demanding to know exactly who is defining those terms and exactly how they are defined, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably just be ineffectually frustrated.
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My god if I see one more Democrat agreeing that we need to eliminate “waste, fraud and abuse” without demanding to know exactly who is defining those terms and exactly how they are defined, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably just be ineffectually frustrated.
Like I understand the appeal of marrying your best friend but might I suggest marrying your hottest friend and getting to best later on.
March 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Like I understand the appeal of marrying your best friend but might I suggest marrying your hottest friend and getting to best later on.
Coming up on one year since my stem cell transplant. Is that a cancerversary? Do people call it that? I hope not. I don’t care for it one bit.
March 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Coming up on one year since my stem cell transplant. Is that a cancerversary? Do people call it that? I hope not. I don’t care for it one bit.
Nepo baby quiz: without googling, can you name Patrick Schwarzenegger’s famous dad?
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Nepo baby quiz: without googling, can you name Patrick Schwarzenegger’s famous dad?
Hmm one of these characters seems uptight and straight laced while the other is more free spirited. Interesting dynamic. Fucking wild to think how it might play out.
March 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hmm one of these characters seems uptight and straight laced while the other is more free spirited. Interesting dynamic. Fucking wild to think how it might play out.
So many good ones. Maya Hawke, Jack Quaid, Margaret Qualley, Zoe Kravitz and of course little Tom Cruise Heidecker (RIP)
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So many good ones. Maya Hawke, Jack Quaid, Margaret Qualley, Zoe Kravitz and of course little Tom Cruise Heidecker (RIP)
DO YOU HEAR ME WORLD?? I LOVE THE NEPO BABIES (acting only).
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
DO YOU HEAR ME WORLD?? I LOVE THE NEPO BABIES (acting only).
Sorry I can’t bring myself to post about important stuff but do want to say that I LOVE many of acting’s most prominent nepo babies.
March 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sorry I can’t bring myself to post about important stuff but do want to say that I LOVE many of acting’s most prominent nepo babies.
The On Cinema Oscar special is all that I hoped it would be and more
March 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The On Cinema Oscar special is all that I hoped it would be and more
The “Trump vote regretters” are the new small town diner patrons. To the extent they exist, they are a few scattered individuals, not a movement. Those building social media followings out of it are grifters until proven otherwise.
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The “Trump vote regretters” are the new small town diner patrons. To the extent they exist, they are a few scattered individuals, not a movement. Those building social media followings out of it are grifters until proven otherwise.
I can comfortably claim double digits without even drastically relaxing the definition of petted
Just so we're clear, when I ask you for your "body count," I'm inquiring about the number of dogs you have petted.
February 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I can comfortably claim double digits without even drastically relaxing the definition of petted
Severance makes me very emotional over how long it’s been since I’ve had sex in a tent.
February 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Severance makes me very emotional over how long it’s been since I’ve had sex in a tent.
Over and over again I try to use the force to shut off a light switch or grab a tissue from across the room and it almost never works.
February 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Over and over again I try to use the force to shut off a light switch or grab a tissue from across the room and it almost never works.
Wait what if the outie shaved a message into his or her pubes?????
February 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Wait what if the outie shaved a message into his or her pubes?????
Good things about limiting social media include not having to deal with dear friends on FB telling me that DOGE isn’t really cutting cancer research so their vote didn’t hasten my death, or strangers on Twitter telling me the same thing while incorporating the r-word or a gay slur.
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Good things about limiting social media include not having to deal with dear friends on FB telling me that DOGE isn’t really cutting cancer research so their vote didn’t hasten my death, or strangers on Twitter telling me the same thing while incorporating the r-word or a gay slur.
Tommy Tuberville issuing a press release clarifying he never coached Mahomes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tommy Tuberville issuing a press release clarifying he never coached Mahomes.
Start dealing with the fact that this is the new face of modern fitness.
February 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Start dealing with the fact that this is the new face of modern fitness.
They are going to find some black woman or trans person with some level of involvement in flight safety and that will be all the evidence they need. I want to fucking puke.
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They are going to find some black woman or trans person with some level of involvement in flight safety and that will be all the evidence they need. I want to fucking puke.
Feels trite to post anything other than doom or outrage but my son is getting pretty good at guitar (solo at around 1:05) youtu.be/lZowyZ2oXT4?...
First jazz workshop
YouTube video by Jason Logue
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January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Feels trite to post anything other than doom or outrage but my son is getting pretty good at guitar (solo at around 1:05) youtu.be/lZowyZ2oXT4?...
Wait is John Mellencamp going to get sent to the gulag if he doesn’t change the lyric in “Pink Houses” to “Gulf of America”???? (Oooh yeah)
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait is John Mellencamp going to get sent to the gulag if he doesn’t change the lyric in “Pink Houses” to “Gulf of America”???? (Oooh yeah)