Craig Wilson
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Can we harness the power that scotrail train seats have to make the entire lower half of my body numb when I sit in them? We could use it on shoplifters. 5 finger discount on a graphics calculator eh? How about pins and needles in your cock and balls!
May 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Can we harness the power that scotrail train seats have to make the entire lower half of my body numb when I sit in them? We could use it on shoplifters. 5 finger discount on a graphics calculator eh? How about pins and needles in your cock and balls!
RIP Jackie Kennedy, you would have loved the recalled Tony’s Chocolonely Easter egg with small pieces of metal in them.
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
RIP Jackie Kennedy, you would have loved the recalled Tony’s Chocolonely Easter egg with small pieces of metal in them.
Evil John Cena killed the pope.
April 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Evil John Cena killed the pope.
Fucked up that the rabbit eats all those eggs when there’s a shortage
April 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fucked up that the rabbit eats all those eggs when there’s a shortage
They should call it SLOW sand
April 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They should call it SLOW sand
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"i asked chatgpt and..."
you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up
you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"i asked chatgpt and..."
you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up
you need liar clippy to tell you what to think? pathetic. grow up
Jason Momoa is just hanging around Jack Black like the guy who thought he would know more people at a house party but only sort of knows one guy well enough to stand near him and laugh at his jokes.
April 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Jason Momoa is just hanging around Jack Black like the guy who thought he would know more people at a house party but only sort of knows one guy well enough to stand near him and laugh at his jokes.
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Stuff like this is perfect because it shows how utterly devoid of creativity genAI evangelists are.
Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.
Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.
OpenAI released a new version of their image generation technology, and people are using it to recreate memes in the style of Studio Ghibli.
Studio Ghibli Memes Take Over the Internet—Thanks to AI
The Studio Ghibli version of a Ben Affleck meme is a personal favorite.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Stuff like this is perfect because it shows how utterly devoid of creativity genAI evangelists are.
Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.
Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.
Quite frankly, nothing can compare to when you forget you’re on the bus when you’re on the bus and then you’re at your house like it’s a nice surprise.
March 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Quite frankly, nothing can compare to when you forget you’re on the bus when you’re on the bus and then you’re at your house like it’s a nice surprise.
Doing a WIP on Tuesday if you’re into that. Drygate Peaks Bar, 9pm, 18/3/25, £5.
I know how to read.
I know how to read.
March 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Doing a WIP on Tuesday if you’re into that. Drygate Peaks Bar, 9pm, 18/3/25, £5.
I know how to read.
I know how to read.
Wrestling fuckin rules, man.
March 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wrestling fuckin rules, man.
Accidentally got to work an hour early but I’m going to frame it as dedication to cleaning toilets.
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Accidentally got to work an hour early but I’m going to frame it as dedication to cleaning toilets.
Don’t want to brag but I just got asked for feet pics for the first time. NOW I’m a REAL comedian.
February 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Don’t want to brag but I just got asked for feet pics for the first time. NOW I’m a REAL comedian.
Do you think the minecraft guy is seething because with one flap of a butterfly’s wings he would have been in Elon’s position?
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Do you think the minecraft guy is seething because with one flap of a butterfly’s wings he would have been in Elon’s position?
At the airport for an early flight and nowhere is open for food but I can buy a designer watch or an electric car.
February 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
At the airport for an early flight and nowhere is open for food but I can buy a designer watch or an electric car.
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
They should do another slap at the Oscar’s this year.
February 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They should do another slap at the Oscar’s this year.
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Great example of how people who don't care what happens to you will blame you for not compromising *everything*, including your literal identity to people who, by virtue of wanting you erased, don't deserve a moment of your time or energy, but then frame it as concern for progress or your well-being
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Great example of how people who don't care what happens to you will blame you for not compromising *everything*, including your literal identity to people who, by virtue of wanting you erased, don't deserve a moment of your time or energy, but then frame it as concern for progress or your well-being
Here’s the thing. I know I’ve not built up the following I arguably never had on the other apps. But I think you should take a punt on my show. It’s about being the most forgettable man in the world, so you’ve probably already seen it.
22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.
22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Here’s the thing. I know I’ve not built up the following I arguably never had on the other apps. But I think you should take a punt on my show. It’s about being the most forgettable man in the world, so you’ve probably already seen it.
22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.
22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.
Going on Diary of a CEO and just saying “C deez nutz” over and over.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Going on Diary of a CEO and just saying “C deez nutz” over and over.
Just heard tik tok is getting banned
January 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just heard tik tok is getting banned
Working in hospitality in your 30s is just explaining what vapourwave is to your colleagues in their 50s and what digimon is to your colleagues in their 20s.
January 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Working in hospitality in your 30s is just explaining what vapourwave is to your colleagues in their 50s and what digimon is to your colleagues in their 20s.
Congratulations to the man who just coughed directly into my face as he passed me in Tesco, who has presumably only recently woken from a coma he’s been in for the last 5 years.
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Congratulations to the man who just coughed directly into my face as he passed me in Tesco, who has presumably only recently woken from a coma he’s been in for the last 5 years.
I heard the Tesla truck exploded because of updog.
January 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I heard the Tesla truck exploded because of updog.