Craig Walmsley
craigwalmsley.bsky.social
Craig Walmsley
@craigwalmsley.bsky.social
Medium height, medium build, brown hair, grey eyes.

Knows way too much about John Locke (1632-1704).

And Prince (God I miss Prince).
I wasn't too keen on the first track - but there was much to like on the rest of the album - and a delight that it was a total surpise alongside the 3rdeyegirl release.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He is a massive excrement in a skin bag - so naturally everything he comes into contact with is soiled.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Shadow docket majority ruling that the 14th amendment was “only joking.”

And thus ends constitutional government.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Killing people lots of people in far away places without being at war deserves some sort of prize I guess.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
a picture of a minion says yippie on it
ALT: a picture of a minion says yippie on it
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don't usually do this - but you've earned it!
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You're taking it too fast bud - you need to ease into trollery more gentle - can't boil a frog like this.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You wanted evidence, go read it!
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
LOL.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
History is just like a theory man!
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I mean, maybe there is some evidence that this is indeed the case?

ourworldindata.org/vaccines-chi...
Vaccines have saved 150 million children over the last 50 years
Every ten seconds, one child is saved by a vaccine against a fatal disease.
ourworldindata.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
By having lots of children a significant portion of whom would die before reaching adulthood.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Things change.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And look who's stupid now!
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Signal it now, and create a "you lied about Brexit" narrative that will run for years and further encourage Reform voters to see you as dishonest

Wait for a few years, when people will only grow more cross about Brexit, and it becomes a wedge issue - vote for us to overturn Nigel Farage's mistakes
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not enough.

Fucking mortgage.
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Well, maybe, but they were elected on the premise of not rejoining in this Parliament

I'd love them to do it - but they'd rightly be accused of lying to voters

So when it gets to the next election and they promise to rejoin if re-elected, they might actually have a chance of staying in government
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I saw the movie (and taped it and wore the tape out) before I heard the album.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don’t know that this is the quintessential Onion headline, but it lives rent free in my head and dammit if I won’t take it to the grave.
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am clearly going to the wrong type of academic conference.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The sh*t that keeps on sh*tting:

bsky.app/profile/esqu...
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
And just to note that he designed this desk himself, and his designs for it, and accounts for it's construction, are in the @bodleian.ox.ac.uk not too far from the exhibition.
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM