Craig
@craigtime.bsky.social
used to lead the Cavy but have since been deposed in a bloodless but harrowing coup
Yeah that tracks. I was mostly sincere in this belief and then a couple of weeks ago I had this fucking dream three nights in a row and now I think I fully believe it and that Grant Morrison was giving me wizard training in the dream world. I genuinely can't think of a more reasonable explanation.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yeah that tracks. I was mostly sincere in this belief and then a couple of weeks ago I had this fucking dream three nights in a row and now I think I fully believe it and that Grant Morrison was giving me wizard training in the dream world. I genuinely can't think of a more reasonable explanation.
This has been my pinned post on the bad tweet site for some years now and it brings me joy every time
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This has been my pinned post on the bad tweet site for some years now and it brings me joy every time
I've been enjoying Craig Obscure: Expedition 33 but for reasons beyond my control I have been compelled for several days to give life to a vision inspired by it. Here it is
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I've been enjoying Craig Obscure: Expedition 33 but for reasons beyond my control I have been compelled for several days to give life to a vision inspired by it. Here it is
I would buy up all IP rights to mercifully forgotten Rare mascot Mr Pants and embark on a marketing and crossover campaign so extensive he is more famous than Mario or Sonic. None of the media produced will be, in any sense, redeemable or tolerable, but I will not stop
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I would buy up all IP rights to mercifully forgotten Rare mascot Mr Pants and embark on a marketing and crossover campaign so extensive he is more famous than Mario or Sonic. None of the media produced will be, in any sense, redeemable or tolerable, but I will not stop
I have now updated said mod with extensive additional content, roughly doubling its size and playtime, because of who I am as a person. Come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin... if you dare!!
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
September 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have now updated said mod with extensive additional content, roughly doubling its size and playtime, because of who I am as a person. Come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin... if you dare!!
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
And in September 2025, The Soggy Muffin finds itself doubled in size and increased by as much sogginess as I could add without it leaking onto your other mods! With many new quests and additional activities, come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin today!
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
September 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And in September 2025, The Soggy Muffin finds itself doubled in size and increased by as much sogginess as I could add without it leaking onto your other mods! With many new quests and additional activities, come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin today!
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
Can't believe we've just normalised seeing this in the street in broad daylight in Shawlands. Oh sure, one or two are "cute" and "in their habitat", but this is a result of the bins not being taken out enough, and it's not as "cute" when you hear them uwu in your walls during the night.
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can't believe we've just normalised seeing this in the street in broad daylight in Shawlands. Oh sure, one or two are "cute" and "in their habitat", but this is a result of the bins not being taken out enough, and it's not as "cute" when you hear them uwu in your walls during the night.
Post a meme made by you:
Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most.
Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most.
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Post a meme made by you:
Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most.
Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most.
They send a tiny digital police detective into the computer and he catches the incoming funds with a big fishing net
August 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They send a tiny digital police detective into the computer and he catches the incoming funds with a big fishing net
Feeling a completely indescribable emotion at discovering that Hulk Hogan claimed to have written, and then changed his mind about, a song about Jamie Bulger being his imaginary friend
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Feeling a completely indescribable emotion at discovering that Hulk Hogan claimed to have written, and then changed his mind about, a song about Jamie Bulger being his imaginary friend
The specifics ( esrgan.readthedocs.io/en/latest/ ) are frankly beyond me and I'm very stupid, all I know is that *with* careful human oversight of both the input and output, it demonstrably works - it just automates some tedious parts. The result is just a higher res version of the same art.
July 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The specifics ( esrgan.readthedocs.io/en/latest/ ) are frankly beyond me and I'm very stupid, all I know is that *with* careful human oversight of both the input and output, it demonstrably works - it just automates some tedious parts. The result is just a higher res version of the same art.
Lyra I don't think he likes that.
July 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Lyra I don't think he likes that.
He's just very concerned about men being in women's spaces so he's... uh... forcing himself into women's spaces by lying about his identity
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He's just very concerned about men being in women's spaces so he's... uh... forcing himself into women's spaces by lying about his identity
Someone's due a MGS2 replay
June 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone's due a MGS2 replay
Phrasing, Nexus, phrasing
May 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Phrasing, Nexus, phrasing
Silently walking up to anyone who catches my eye and pointing at Z until I am escorted out of Five Guys yet again
May 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Silently walking up to anyone who catches my eye and pointing at Z until I am escorted out of Five Guys yet again
Okay no it's this guy. He's an Iberian ham that seasons himself in advance
May 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Okay no it's this guy. He's an Iberian ham that seasons himself in advance