I will see your woke sandwich and raise you an entire woke railway system.

My one is a little less wholesome...

Does he count? More flame-haired, I guess. 🤔

My new Sage coffee machine arrived today. It's fantastic, but you need to trial different settings to get it exactly how you want it.

I have now learned that you should just sip each attempt and then bin it before adjusting and trying again.

Not drink all 24 shots of espresso in a 3 hour window.

I thought I needed to up my curry-making skills, so dragged a much loved 1980's cookbook out from under the stairs.

I now realise where I was going wrong - I'd been omitting the spoonful of chutney and the handful of sultanas and chopped apple, for that authentic taste of India!