Musk: That can't-a be! Grok says she's inside-a da room!
Musk:
Musk: Never you mind, da Ketamine, it makes me not so good at numbers

"Shocking RI connection: there is no RI connection."

"Stop acting the way people assume you act! Stop doing the thing that people accuse you of doing!"

You are so hilariously close to admitting the "bad faith leftists" are 100% correct, and contorting yourself like a pretzel to pretend otherwise

You stabbed us all in the back so you wouldn't be late getting home for Thanksgiving. There isn't a pit deep enough to bury you in.

Argentina where, in classic sci-fi tradition, he'll attempt to clone an army of nazis. Unfortunately, his entire science team is composed of RFK and Dr. Oz so it won't really be much of a threat

Hell, Harley is one of the most beloved wrestlers in AEW, and she lost every single match she was in for a YEAR, to the point it became a running joke, and now she gets title shots.

My dad was a trucker. The idea of crossing a picket line is absolute anathema to me; like, there is NEVER a good reason.

Oh gosh, no, I actually didn't even know it was happening

Thanks! If I stop swimming, I die. Well, probably not literally but why take chances?

Same. I used to like going there because of the overall vibe and pleasing aesthetics, but that was the only draw. Taking my business elsewhere was the easiest thing in the world, and saved me money.