Craig Hillman
@craighillman.bsky.social
Artist/writer into horror, science fiction, musical comedy
In an alternate timeline we got this gem.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In an alternate timeline we got this gem.
Ugh. Enough with the therapy animals in hospitals. Imagine thinking "Man, I sure hope my surgeon washed his hands" as they wheel your gurney past a horse's ass. (At least these are mini horses, not like that full-sized one that was visiting the terminally ill in France a while back. Nightmarish.)
July 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ugh. Enough with the therapy animals in hospitals. Imagine thinking "Man, I sure hope my surgeon washed his hands" as they wheel your gurney past a horse's ass. (At least these are mini horses, not like that full-sized one that was visiting the terminally ill in France a while back. Nightmarish.)
I'd say you've the magic down pat. Your poetry has inspired me to try my hand (only increasing my awe at what you do.) I like the 30-40 letter guideline, which I'll need to apply henceforth; Q.E.D. my own go at a weather-themed anagram, yielding these 2 clunky drafts, of which I prefer the shorter.
July 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'd say you've the magic down pat. Your poetry has inspired me to try my hand (only increasing my awe at what you do.) I like the 30-40 letter guideline, which I'll need to apply henceforth; Q.E.D. my own go at a weather-themed anagram, yielding these 2 clunky drafts, of which I prefer the shorter.
Any excuse to post my fever dream of an imaginary musical...
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Any excuse to post my fever dream of an imaginary musical...
For a hot sec I thought I was watching Original Cast Album: Company... but I warn't.
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For a hot sec I thought I was watching Original Cast Album: Company... but I warn't.
Grand High Witch Eva Ernst must be worried that people will think she's related to that ghoul.
May 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Grand High Witch Eva Ernst must be worried that people will think she's related to that ghoul.
could've played it differently...
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
could've played it differently...
That's more believable than some stories.
May 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That's more believable than some stories.
Running interference
May 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Running interference
Heh. To the extent that I miss Twitter (not a whole helluva lot), it's mostly how you could watch memes/pics/etc. take off. This one I made a couple days ago coulda gone the distance!
May 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heh. To the extent that I miss Twitter (not a whole helluva lot), it's mostly how you could watch memes/pics/etc. take off. This one I made a couple days ago coulda gone the distance!
But... what if being ridiculed is sort of my friends' kink? 🤷♂️
May 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
But... what if being ridiculed is sort of my friends' kink? 🤷♂️
Second-best pair of lips in history. Fight me.
May 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Second-best pair of lips in history. Fight me.
I think you might be thinking about this scene of the Brian sisters performing it in a barnyard scene in The Little Rascals/"Our Gang Follies of 1936." (They are very chicken-looking.)
It's on Youtube.
It's on Youtube.
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think you might be thinking about this scene of the Brian sisters performing it in a barnyard scene in The Little Rascals/"Our Gang Follies of 1936." (They are very chicken-looking.)
It's on Youtube.
It's on Youtube.
Audra McDonald's PR team for the win
May 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Audra McDonald's PR team for the win
God, I hope Audra's people are just that good. I mean, it HAS to be intentional. It has to. I need it to be.
May 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
God, I hope Audra's people are just that good. I mean, it HAS to be intentional. It has to. I need it to be.
Inside you there are two wolves
May 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Inside you there are two wolves
Double-check first.
May 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Double-check first.
If you see this, post a monster 👹
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you see this, post a monster 👹
The fourth one, with Moorehead and birthday boy Price, is a guilty pleasure. (Also: his hands!)
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The fourth one, with Moorehead and birthday boy Price, is a guilty pleasure. (Also: his hands!)