Craig Danz
@craigdanz.bsky.social
Seattleite. Here for politics, sports, volunteering, YIMBY shit and transportation
I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.
I do my best work in the alt-text. Big meaty thumbs prone to typos. Replies with Frinkiac memes.
He is becoming our waiter at the table of success.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He is becoming our waiter at the table of success.
Seattle people of Bluesky. 100 votes is the current difference. Cure those Katie Wilson ballots! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seattle people of Bluesky. 100 votes is the current difference. Cure those Katie Wilson ballots! info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
We are overcome by fear and cowardice and convincing ourselves it is pragmatic.
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We are overcome by fear and cowardice and convincing ourselves it is pragmatic.
Costco is making the candy options for kids too monotonous.
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Costco is making the candy options for kids too monotonous.
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I went to cash and carry to shake things ups for this year as a full-sized candy bar household. 🫡
I just spent way too long convincing our parent friends that this was fake and obviously so because this doesn’t look remotely like 50 cent.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I just spent way too long convincing our parent friends that this was fake and obviously so because this doesn’t look remotely like 50 cent.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
She had the audacity to tell me that maybe I just don’t appreciate how people’s looks change as they age.
The golden calf story always makes me laugh. Yaweh parts the red sea for you to escape through and not 2 months later you’re all meme-of-guy-looking-back-at-girl for a golden calf some dude made up one day.
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The golden calf story always makes me laugh. Yaweh parts the red sea for you to escape through and not 2 months later you’re all meme-of-guy-looking-back-at-girl for a golden calf some dude made up one day.
Just as the owners do with the Rooney Rule.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just as the owners do with the Rooney Rule.
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
not me, workshopping my inflatable persona for when they try it in seattle.
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
not me, workshopping my inflatable persona for when they try it in seattle.
jeff bezos at his dumb disco(?) themed party with his famously awful hesrt shades and shirt that not even dan flashes would sell. tony gonzalez and son living large off Jeff’s weird teets.
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
jeff bezos at his dumb disco(?) themed party with his famously awful hesrt shades and shirt that not even dan flashes would sell. tony gonzalez and son living large off Jeff’s weird teets.
If you could get over your trump derangement syndromefor half a second, you might learn some important things about the power of the schwartz.
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you could get over your trump derangement syndromefor half a second, you might learn some important things about the power of the schwartz.
This is bleak. I greatly prefer blueskyism to this shit.
September 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is bleak. I greatly prefer blueskyism to this shit.
This would shock and discredit me.
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This would shock and discredit me.
Joe Biden: Still Alive.
August 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Joe Biden: Still Alive.
Poor form not to use the most important frame of Sting in that.
August 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Poor form not to use the most important frame of Sting in that.
Today is my 10 year wedding anniversary.
August 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Today is my 10 year wedding anniversary.
![Its a simpsons reference, folks! Here, we take a classic scene from the episode “$pringfield” where Mr. Burns, upon completing his stranglehold on the town, goes mad a la Howard Hughes. He wishes to get himself cleaned up and tells Smithers (who was black at one point) to fly them off in a model plane.
NOW, TO THE PLANT! WE'LL
TAKE THE SPRUCE MOOSE!
HOP IN! BUT, SIR-- [
Gasps as Burns pulls gun ]
I SAID HOP IN
But instead of burns be crazy, he is the OP. demanding smithers (black) invites him to the cookout.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j4alnmpszvdf6j5riphty6e2/bafkreiczrydf6mnztlsp6xbb2q7jp5d2xmvmrf27rbecxnzb57zjuhw3zy@jpeg)
