Craig Can’t Even
@craigcanteven.bsky.social
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.
Danced around the living room with our almost-two-year-old daughters to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant and I’m not sure life gets better than this.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Danced around the living room with our almost-two-year-old daughters to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant and I’m not sure life gets better than this.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
Measles resurgence is the first red flag for sagging vaccination rates and a signal of more to come. It is the most contagious of the vaccine preventable diseases and therefore was always going to be the first to return. The vaccine also happens to be one of the most effective… if only people get it
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Measles resurgence is the first red flag for sagging vaccination rates and a signal of more to come. It is the most contagious of the vaccine preventable diseases and therefore was always going to be the first to return. The vaccine also happens to be one of the most effective… if only people get it
It's All I Can Do (2016 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Cars - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Growing older means growing to understand, love, and even feel the comma before “too.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Growing older means growing to understand, love, and even feel the comma before “too.”
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
The Motels - Suddenly Last Summer (1983) HD
YouTube video by ClassicVideos80s
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind”
- Me to everyone who’s ever wronged me
- Me to everyone who’s ever wronged me
Air traffic controllers work under impossible pressure every day. The President couldn’t do their job for five minutes, yet he’s lecturing them like they’re the problem.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind”
- Me to everyone who’s ever wronged me
- Me to everyone who’s ever wronged me
King! (In that he doesn’t support kings. Counterintuitive I know)
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
King! (In that he doesn’t support kings. Counterintuitive I know)
Good lorrrrd
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Good lorrrrd
#NewWaveNovember
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
What I Can't Feel
YouTube video by The Student Teachers - Topic
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
#NewWaveNovember
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Student Teachers - What I Can’t Feel (1980)
Featured on the famous new wave compilation Marty Thau Presents 2x5 released in 1980
Just gonna listen to Salty Teardrops on repeat
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just gonna listen to Salty Teardrops on repeat
Schumer should announce he’s not running again and save himself the embarrassment. The Baileys would even beat him in a primary at this point.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Schumer should announce he’s not running again and save himself the embarrassment. The Baileys would even beat him in a primary at this point.
The Great Curve (2005 Remaster)
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
“I can cause accidents, too!” is an underrated line #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“I can cause accidents, too!” is an underrated line #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
One of the greatest travesties of modern cable tv the placement an ad break between the house landing and Dorothy opening the door to Oz. One of cinema’s greatest moments is entirely undercut if you interrupt her silent yet dramatic journey through the house to the door. #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One of the greatest travesties of modern cable tv the placement an ad break between the house landing and Dorothy opening the door to Oz. One of cinema’s greatest moments is entirely undercut if you interrupt her silent yet dramatic journey through the house to the door. #TheWizardofOz #TCMParty
The Clock is the perfect example of how Judy Garland didn’t need a song and dance to be a commanding onscreen presence.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Clock is the perfect example of how Judy Garland didn’t need a song and dance to be a commanding onscreen presence.
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m never not thinking about this strut across the stage.
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My checkered relationship with the Grammys began at the ripe age of 11. At the time I would have considered this my villain origin story.
Schumer? I wish I hardly knew her
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Schumer? I wish I hardly knew her
Seeing all of these “hero” puns for sandwich guy compels me to share that in northern New England vernacular it called a “grinder.” Now imagine the pun potential.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Seeing all of these “hero” puns for sandwich guy compels me to share that in northern New England vernacular it called a “grinder.” Now imagine the pun potential.