There it is, that's the one for me.

Yeah that episode was a really great listen.

Let us not forget that some cultures would have a king for a day and then give them to their gods as a blood sacrifice. Personally I'm not sure about gods but I think the sacrifice part should still be an option in certain cases...

Claws.
Cut hole in bucket.
Find owner of bucket.
Find toes.
Pinch, with both claws.🦀🦶

better yet, be the crab building a ladder

Be the crab smoking a cigarette in the bottom of the bucket, not the crab dragging other crabs down. This is fundamental shit.

i fear that the next few years will produce entirely too many new weird little guys and make my research into the weird little guys who came before them far more relevant than i would like.

Goddammit. My brain.

I'm pretty sure you were a character in the book I just read.