Jaskyr Strom
@craftmaticbard.bsky.social
Tech by day, Bard by opportunity, crafter by hobby. 100% Nerd and Nerf Herder.
May cosplay from time to time.
May charm the pants off you.
May cosplay from time to time.
May charm the pants off you.
Thank goodness for insulated tools...
Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Thank goodness for insulated tools...
Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
Unlike Charmin, you are allowed to squeeze me!
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unlike Charmin, you are allowed to squeeze me!
You know, sometimes I just want to look back and go..."Life used to be fun!"
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You know, sometimes I just want to look back and go..."Life used to be fun!"
Finally embracing the Friday Summer work attire trend!
May 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Finally embracing the Friday Summer work attire trend!
"Bliiinded by the light..."
Said all my coworkers in unison.
Said all my coworkers in unison.
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Bliiinded by the light..."
Said all my coworkers in unison.
Said all my coworkers in unison.
Here's to the last awesome of this now gone variety from the likes of this once great brand.
April 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Here's to the last awesome of this now gone variety from the likes of this once great brand.
Aaand then there were ducklings!
Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Aaand then there were ducklings!
Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
I have found (been gifted) another form of nirvana...
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I have found (been gifted) another form of nirvana...
Fluorescent office diffusion brought to you by the moon (and the stars in the sky).
Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
January 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fluorescent office diffusion brought to you by the moon (and the stars in the sky).
Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
Getting back into the thrill of this!
January 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Getting back into the thrill of this!
This girl; she is our most steadfast rescue who still refuses to allow pets (3 years running).
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.
Secret snaps! Hee
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.
Secret snaps! Hee
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
This girl; she is our most steadfast rescue who still refuses to allow pets (3 years running).
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.
Secret snaps! Hee
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.
Secret snaps! Hee
It's possible to be a Hazbin while still aiming for Aspires-to.
(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)
This song is just plain fun!
(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)
This song is just plain fun!
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's possible to be a Hazbin while still aiming for Aspires-to.
(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)
This song is just plain fun!
(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)
This song is just plain fun!
Last night was my first time ever visiting Minneapolis' great attraction First Avenue.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.
Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.
Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last night was my first time ever visiting Minneapolis' great attraction First Avenue.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.
Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.
Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
...succeed at them and level up!
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
...succeed at them and level up!
When life gives you objectives...
December 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
When life gives you objectives...
Who's up for helping this Elf test out some toys? <smirk>
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Who's up for helping this Elf test out some toys? <smirk>
Noggin' it up in [my] style!!
Tis the season!
Tis the season!
December 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Noggin' it up in [my] style!!
Tis the season!
Tis the season!
Happy Hump Day!
Staring: my view from my work office.
Staring: my view from my work office.
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Happy Hump Day!
Staring: my view from my work office.
Staring: my view from my work office.
Interesting new lineup item from Sprecher, the 45. Caliber [Magnum?] Edition Root Beer?!
What next, 9MM Cream Soda?!
And are they trying to insinuate that .45 is a Lower Caliber (Lo-Cal)?!
What next, 9MM Cream Soda?!
And are they trying to insinuate that .45 is a Lower Caliber (Lo-Cal)?!
November 22, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Interesting new lineup item from Sprecher, the 45. Caliber [Magnum?] Edition Root Beer?!
What next, 9MM Cream Soda?!
And are they trying to insinuate that .45 is a Lower Caliber (Lo-Cal)?!
What next, 9MM Cream Soda?!
And are they trying to insinuate that .45 is a Lower Caliber (Lo-Cal)?!
All of this just completely makes sense!
Other than IT Officer and IT Specialist, I feel, are backwards.
Other than IT Officer and IT Specialist, I feel, are backwards.
November 21, 2024 at 5:06 PM
All of this just completely makes sense!
Other than IT Officer and IT Specialist, I feel, are backwards.
Other than IT Officer and IT Specialist, I feel, are backwards.
There's "Choose Your Own Adventure" and then there's always the bonafied, "D: All of the above..."
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
There's "Choose Your Own Adventure" and then there's always the bonafied, "D: All of the above..."
This sounds like so much fun...and yet... trying to sprinkle this on whole birds is really working up my appetite.
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 AM
This sounds like so much fun...and yet... trying to sprinkle this on whole birds is really working up my appetite.
The greater Pearl of Wisdom, painted for my better half for a convention and her costume. It was just white plastic beforehand, and all of it lit up.
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
The greater Pearl of Wisdom, painted for my better half for a convention and her costume. It was just white plastic beforehand, and all of it lit up.
"You're not going without me, are you, dad?!"
November 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
"You're not going without me, are you, dad?!"