Jaskyr Strom
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Jaskyr Strom
@craftmaticbard.bsky.social
Tech by day, Bard by opportunity, crafter by hobby. 100% Nerd and Nerf Herder.

May cosplay from time to time.

May charm the pants off you.
Thank goodness for insulated tools...

Note to self, always double check electrical wires... especially the old ones.
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Unlike Charmin, you are allowed to squeeze me!
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know, sometimes I just want to look back and go..."Life used to be fun!"
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by Jaskyr Strom
An Air Force veteran speaking out & giving a heartfelt & powerful message

#AirForce #Military #Constitution #Oath #ForeignAndDomesticEnemies
July 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If only everything could be solved with bombing...

...photo, water-balloon, bomb-popping, fart...
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Finally embracing the Friday Summer work attire trend!
May 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Bliiinded by the light..."

Said all my coworkers in unison.
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here's to the last awesome of this now gone variety from the likes of this once great brand.
April 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Thoughts and opinions time:

Our entire IT division (help desk, Network Ops, Network Architects, SysAmins, Software, etc.) from below management is being rebadged over to HCL Tech. 80+ of us.

What, if anything, does anyone know about this company?
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Aaand then there were ducklings!

Meet Romii (brown and yellow) and Brownie (all yellow)!
March 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ever have that moment when another driver forces your hand to accelerate and maneuver harder, only to then nearly black out from the G-Forces...

...oh, well...that was fun.
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have found (been gifted) another form of nirvana...
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Fluorescent office diffusion brought to you by the moon (and the stars in the sky).

Not as pretty as your moon, but still a nice moon.
January 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Getting back into the thrill of this!
January 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This girl; she is our most steadfast rescue who still refuses to allow pets (3 years running).
She...is laying in between my legs.
I cannot...dare not, move.

Secret snaps! Hee
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It's possible to be a Hazbin while still aiming for Aspires-to.

(Even though I love this character, I feel I'm both him and Lucifer)

This song is just plain fun!
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Last night was my first time ever visiting Minneapolis' great attraction First Avenue.
It was also my first Wrestlepalooza event, but marked my second wrestling venue.

Got to see my favs kick ass! Sadly one fav lost.
There was real blood spilt, and the ring literally broken, but the show went on.
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Have you heard of the greatest Marvel/DC crossover movie:

Captain America and Black Adam team up to save Christmas!

Fantabulous!!
January 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy New Year to all you beautiful humans!

Love you!
January 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
...succeed at them and level up!
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
When life gives you objectives...
December 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Who's up for helping this Elf test out some toys? <smirk>
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Noggin' it up in [my] style!!

Tis the season!
December 23, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Happy Hump Day!

Staring: my view from my work office.
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM