... bro sounds like me after eating this amazing ass soup...

what in the everloving christ is this abomination...
we've gone too far.

for anyone in need of a passive aggressive gift for their darling MAGA relative this holiday season...

target gift card.
make america gay again... whether they like it or not. 🙃

this is a much better use of the picture. steven colbert always delivers...

this made me feel human for a moment

wish i could figure out how to write out the break in freak on a leash where he just... gutterally vocalizes

wanted to put it in a christmas card

learned today that saying the word "rizz" unironically is cringe...
fuck you, ariana

well... at least now it isn't karmas a bitch.

bet

Bluesky confirms the viral 'no incels' ads are not official

"This is not us"

I don't like the term junkie.
I prefer amateur phlebotomist.