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Rooted in #RealMadrid loyalty, thriving on tasteful chaos. I sky fútbol ⚽️ spirals, ping reality betrayals, and consider #TheTraitors & Big Brother #bb27 essential cultural experiences.
Since the Liverpool loss the dip in form has been hard to ignore. I haven’t seen us this disjointed since 2009. #RealMadrid
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Since the Liverpool loss the dip in form has been hard to ignore. I haven’t seen us this disjointed since 2009. #RealMadrid
I’m so ready and they’re already playing games 🤭 #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m so ready and they’re already playing games 🤭 #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
Ayan was gone way too soon on #TheTraitorsUS. Still mourning the outfits we missed—but she’s making up for it at #BravoCon
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ayan was gone way too soon on #TheTraitorsUS. Still mourning the outfits we missed—but she’s making up for it at #BravoCon
Celebrity Traitors set the bar high, and I’m expecting nothing less from #TheTraitorsUS. That finale was a proper treat. Still smiling 🤭
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Celebrity Traitors set the bar high, and I’m expecting nothing less from #TheTraitorsUS. That finale was a proper treat. Still smiling 🤭
#Uncloaked is a fan podcast for #TheTraitors series - chatty, smart, and refreshingly filler-free. Just check out the live with the #CelebrityTraitors cast watching the finale. It’s a treat.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#Uncloaked is a fan podcast for #TheTraitors series - chatty, smart, and refreshingly filler-free. Just check out the live with the #CelebrityTraitors cast watching the finale. It’s a treat.
Alan: It’s been tearing me apart.
Meanwhile, I’m smiling from start to finish. What a ride. #CelebrityTraitors
Meanwhile, I’m smiling from start to finish. What a ride. #CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Alan: It’s been tearing me apart.
Meanwhile, I’m smiling from start to finish. What a ride. #CelebrityTraitors
Meanwhile, I’m smiling from start to finish. What a ride. #CelebrityTraitors
Haha - Paloma dressed like Claudia on #Uncloaked and it fully looks like she’s risen from the grave as Claudia 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Haha - Paloma dressed like Claudia on #Uncloaked and it fully looks like she’s risen from the grave as Claudia 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
Ed Gamble, host of Uncloaked, turns out to be the Druid in The Traitors. Rather a fun detail. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ed Gamble, host of Uncloaked, turns out to be the Druid in The Traitors. Rather a fun detail. #CelebrityTraitors
Congratulations to Alan - undeniably the finest traitor this series has ever seen. 🤩#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Congratulations to Alan - undeniably the finest traitor this series has ever seen. 🤩#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
Genuinely gutted this is the final episode of #CelebrityTraitors. Possibly the finest series of any show, ever. Where on earth do we go from here? 🥺🥺🥺
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Genuinely gutted this is the final episode of #CelebrityTraitors. Possibly the finest series of any show, ever. Where on earth do we go from here? 🥺🥺🥺
BAFTA committee, you watching this? Do the right thing. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
BAFTA committee, you watching this? Do the right thing. #CelebrityTraitors
What an ending—did not see that coming! #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What an ending—did not see that coming! #CelebrityTraitors
Shoutout to Cat. Great traitor pick and she did well to make it all the way to the final. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Shoutout to Cat. Great traitor pick and she did well to make it all the way to the final. #CelebrityTraitors
If you’d told me Alan would be the last traitor standing, I’d have laughed you out of the castle 🤣. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you’d told me Alan would be the last traitor standing, I’d have laughed you out of the castle 🤣. #CelebrityTraitors
I’m hoping the traitors pull it off, but they really should’ve worked on David instead of voting him out. He’s voted Nick before, and Nick’s already suspicious of Joe #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m hoping the traitors pull it off, but they really should’ve worked on David instead of voting him out. He’s voted Nick before, and Nick’s already suspicious of Joe #CelebrityTraitors
Not David’s finale intro being a highlight reel of him voting out faithfuls 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not David’s finale intro being a highlight reel of him voting out faithfuls 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
Been counting down all week—completely obsessed 🤩 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Been counting down all week—completely obsessed 🤩 #CelebrityTraitors
So far this season I thought Madrid had more bite, but Liverpool were sharper. Bale and Henry nailed it: without a focal point to stretch big teams, our inverted setup just crowds the box #HalaMadrid #RealMadrid #ucl
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So far this season I thought Madrid had more bite, but Liverpool were sharper. Bale and Henry nailed it: without a focal point to stretch big teams, our inverted setup just crowds the box #HalaMadrid #RealMadrid #ucl
This feels like a faithful win. If the Traitors had a shot, they should’ve kept Kate. #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This feels like a faithful win. If the Traitors had a shot, they should’ve kept Kate. #CelebrityTraitors
Not saying this as the patriarchy, but Cat’s probably getting banished for the crime of being the last woman standing 😔🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Not saying this as the patriarchy, but Cat’s probably getting banished for the crime of being the last woman standing 😔🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
Alan: Clare Balding looked like Boris Johnson 😂😂😂 #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Alan: Clare Balding looked like Boris Johnson 😂😂😂 #CelebrityTraitors
‘I am faithful… to The Traitors.’ Let the record show it was never in doubt 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
‘I am faithful… to The Traitors.’ Let the record show it was never in doubt 🤭 #CelebrityTraitors