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Rooted in #RealMadrid loyalty, thriving on tasteful chaos. I sky fútbol ⚽️ spirals, ping reality betrayals, and consider #TheTraitors & Big Brother #bb27 essential cultural experiences.
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Took one for the team—fair play! 👏👏👏👏 Totally worth it. #SuperCopa #motm
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Since the start of last season, Real Madrid have now lost five of their league phase games in the UEFA Champions League.
That's as many as they lost in the group stage of the competition from 2019-20 to 2023-24 combined.
For more of the key stats, click: theanalyst.com/articles/rea...
That's as many as they lost in the group stage of the competition from 2019-20 to 2023-24 combined.
For more of the key stats, click: theanalyst.com/articles/rea...
Real Madrid 1-2 Man City Stats: Another Defeat Nudges Xabi Alonso a Step Closer to the Abyss | Opta Analyst
Manchester City took all three points away from the Bernabéu. Look back on an entertaining clash with the best facts and Opta data in our Real Madrid vs Man City stats page.
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December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Since the start of last season, Real Madrid have now lost five of their league phase games in the UEFA Champions League.
That's as many as they lost in the group stage of the competition from 2019-20 to 2023-24 combined.
For more of the key stats, click: theanalyst.com/articles/rea...
That's as many as they lost in the group stage of the competition from 2019-20 to 2023-24 combined.
For more of the key stats, click: theanalyst.com/articles/rea...
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Xabi necesita victorias contra Alaves, Talavera y Sevilla para una feliz Navidad.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Xabi necesita victorias contra Alaves, Talavera y Sevilla para una feliz Navidad.
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I think part of the anti-system of play is because of Cruyff. If we have a system, the thinking goes, we become like, we copy, Barca. Since we have won more trophies than Barca, our none-system works.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I think part of the anti-system of play is because of Cruyff. If we have a system, the thinking goes, we become like, we copy, Barca. Since we have won more trophies than Barca, our none-system works.
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My preview for the upcoming game against #ManCity with teams form, injuries, predicted lineups, and score.
This is a perfect moment for the players and the staff to step up. I am hoping for the best and praying for a miracle.
Regardless of the result, HALA MADRID!
Predictions?
#HalaMadrid #UCL
This is a perfect moment for the players and the staff to step up. I am hoping for the best and praying for a miracle.
Regardless of the result, HALA MADRID!
Predictions?
#HalaMadrid #UCL
UCL: Real Madrid - Manchester City preview
Wednesday, 10th of December, 21:00 at the Bernabeu.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My preview for the upcoming game against #ManCity with teams form, injuries, predicted lineups, and score.
This is a perfect moment for the players and the staff to step up. I am hoping for the best and praying for a miracle.
Regardless of the result, HALA MADRID!
Predictions?
#HalaMadrid #UCL
This is a perfect moment for the players and the staff to step up. I am hoping for the best and praying for a miracle.
Regardless of the result, HALA MADRID!
Predictions?
#HalaMadrid #UCL
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Since the Liverpool loss the dip in form has been hard to ignore. I haven’t seen us this disjointed since 2009. #RealMadrid
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Since the Liverpool loss the dip in form has been hard to ignore. I haven’t seen us this disjointed since 2009. #RealMadrid
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FT: #RealMadrid 0:2 #CeltaVigo
After we took a step forward on Wednesday, now we again took two steps back. Poor performance from the whole team, no creativity or intensity and losing their heads on top of that. Not in a good shape to face City next, problems and injuries continues.
#HalaMadrid
After we took a step forward on Wednesday, now we again took two steps back. Poor performance from the whole team, no creativity or intensity and losing their heads on top of that. Not in a good shape to face City next, problems and injuries continues.
#HalaMadrid
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
FT: #RealMadrid 0:2 #CeltaVigo
After we took a step forward on Wednesday, now we again took two steps back. Poor performance from the whole team, no creativity or intensity and losing their heads on top of that. Not in a good shape to face City next, problems and injuries continues.
#HalaMadrid
After we took a step forward on Wednesday, now we again took two steps back. Poor performance from the whole team, no creativity or intensity and losing their heads on top of that. Not in a good shape to face City next, problems and injuries continues.
#HalaMadrid
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“first ever fifa peace prize” and it goes to trump lmaooooo they said how can we prove we’re still corrupt after Qatar
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“first ever fifa peace prize” and it goes to trump lmaooooo they said how can we prove we’re still corrupt after Qatar
Mouthwatering matchups and I’m hyped. Brazil v Morocco. France v Senegal (Europe-based vs homegrown). Colombia v Portugal, palms pressed together moving slow. And my USA? Easiest group on the board. #WorldCup #WC2026 #WorldCupDraw
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝘄
It's done. Finally.
▪️ Are any top seeds in trouble?
▪️ Is there a Group of Death?
▪️ Which minnow is best placed to spring a surprise?
▪️ Which group are you most looking forward to?
It's done. Finally.
▪️ Are any top seeds in trouble?
▪️ Is there a Group of Death?
▪️ Which minnow is best placed to spring a surprise?
▪️ Which group are you most looking forward to?
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mouthwatering matchups and I’m hyped. Brazil v Morocco. France v Senegal (Europe-based vs homegrown). Colombia v Portugal, palms pressed together moving slow. And my USA? Easiest group on the board. #WorldCup #WC2026 #WorldCupDraw
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A Kylian Mbappe double helped Real Madrid to a 3-0 win against Athletic Club — 33 days since their last victory in La Liga.
But a worry for Xabi Alonso, with Eduardo Camavinga & Trent Alexander-Arnold both taken off injured.
But a worry for Xabi Alonso, with Eduardo Camavinga & Trent Alexander-Arnold both taken off injured.
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A Kylian Mbappe double helped Real Madrid to a 3-0 win against Athletic Club — 33 days since their last victory in La Liga.
But a worry for Xabi Alonso, with Eduardo Camavinga & Trent Alexander-Arnold both taken off injured.
But a worry for Xabi Alonso, with Eduardo Camavinga & Trent Alexander-Arnold both taken off injured.
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FT: #AthleticBilbao 0:3 #RealMadrid
Good performance from us, finally we played like a team and with good intensity. Both defence and offence did their job, the build up was very good and nice to watch. Important 3 points and win, hopefully we can build up on this in the next games.
#HalaMadrid
Good performance from us, finally we played like a team and with good intensity. Both defence and offence did their job, the build up was very good and nice to watch. Important 3 points and win, hopefully we can build up on this in the next games.
#HalaMadrid
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
FT: #AthleticBilbao 0:3 #RealMadrid
Good performance from us, finally we played like a team and with good intensity. Both defence and offence did their job, the build up was very good and nice to watch. Important 3 points and win, hopefully we can build up on this in the next games.
#HalaMadrid
Good performance from us, finally we played like a team and with good intensity. Both defence and offence did their job, the build up was very good and nice to watch. Important 3 points and win, hopefully we can build up on this in the next games.
#HalaMadrid
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HT: #AthleticBilbao 0:2 #RealMadrid
Good first half, best football from us in a while. Big improvement compared to last games. Everyone doing their job, build up and link up are good, defence holding up well. Courtois with some great saves as well. 45 minutes to go, keep the hard work.
#HalaMadrid
Good first half, best football from us in a while. Big improvement compared to last games. Everyone doing their job, build up and link up are good, defence holding up well. Courtois with some great saves as well. 45 minutes to go, keep the hard work.
#HalaMadrid
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
HT: #AthleticBilbao 0:2 #RealMadrid
Good first half, best football from us in a while. Big improvement compared to last games. Everyone doing their job, build up and link up are good, defence holding up well. Courtois with some great saves as well. 45 minutes to go, keep the hard work.
#HalaMadrid
Good first half, best football from us in a while. Big improvement compared to last games. Everyone doing their job, build up and link up are good, defence holding up well. Courtois with some great saves as well. 45 minutes to go, keep the hard work.
#HalaMadrid
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December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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If you're a fanatic of #TheTraitors and haven't watched UK, I can't recommend it highly enough. It balances the star factor and theatrics of the US version with an all-newbie cast and a grounded, more game-forward approach. And the first 3 seasons are all on Peacock!
The Traitors UK season 4 premieres Jan. 1 on BBC. Episodes 2 and 3 will air on the following Friday and Saturday. #TheTraitors
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you're a fanatic of #TheTraitors and haven't watched UK, I can't recommend it highly enough. It balances the star factor and theatrics of the US version with an all-newbie cast and a grounded, more game-forward approach. And the first 3 seasons are all on Peacock!
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The Traitors UK season 4 premieres Jan. 1 on BBC. Episodes 2 and 3 will air on the following Friday and Saturday. #TheTraitors
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Traitors UK season 4 premieres Jan. 1 on BBC. Episodes 2 and 3 will air on the following Friday and Saturday. #TheTraitors
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Quitas a tu mejor centrador y metes a tu único delantero que puede cabecear. Hoy si no te entiendo XA #GironaRealMadrid
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Quitas a tu mejor centrador y metes a tu único delantero que puede cabecear. Hoy si no te entiendo XA #GironaRealMadrid
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FT: #Girona 1:1 #RealMadrid
Dropped points in a third league game in a row, staying 2nd in La Liga. Can't wait for this stretch of away games to be over and play back at Bernabeu, it's been hard to watch.No creativity,poor press, slow build up, no presence inside the box and late subs.
#HalaMadrid
Dropped points in a third league game in a row, staying 2nd in La Liga. Can't wait for this stretch of away games to be over and play back at Bernabeu, it's been hard to watch.No creativity,poor press, slow build up, no presence inside the box and late subs.
#HalaMadrid
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
FT: #Girona 1:1 #RealMadrid
Dropped points in a third league game in a row, staying 2nd in La Liga. Can't wait for this stretch of away games to be over and play back at Bernabeu, it's been hard to watch.No creativity,poor press, slow build up, no presence inside the box and late subs.
#HalaMadrid
Dropped points in a third league game in a row, staying 2nd in La Liga. Can't wait for this stretch of away games to be over and play back at Bernabeu, it's been hard to watch.No creativity,poor press, slow build up, no presence inside the box and late subs.
#HalaMadrid
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Gonzalo in at 89’????why now
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gonzalo in at 89’????why now
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Remembering the legendary Tina Turner on her birthday (November 26, 1939 – May 24, 2023) 💙🕊️
This strut... like no one else could 🔥🔥🔥
This strut... like no one else could 🔥🔥🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Remembering the legendary Tina Turner on her birthday (November 26, 1939 – May 24, 2023) 💙🕊️
This strut... like no one else could 🔥🔥🔥
This strut... like no one else could 🔥🔥🔥
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FT: #Olympiacos 3:4 #RealMadrid
Scrappy win but an important one. Good offensive work from Vini and Mbappe tonight but defensively we were very poor, especially in the second half. All 3 goals were easily preventable but the team switched off. Hopefully a win to kick off a good run.
#HalaMadrid
Scrappy win but an important one. Good offensive work from Vini and Mbappe tonight but defensively we were very poor, especially in the second half. All 3 goals were easily preventable but the team switched off. Hopefully a win to kick off a good run.
#HalaMadrid
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
FT: #Olympiacos 3:4 #RealMadrid
Scrappy win but an important one. Good offensive work from Vini and Mbappe tonight but defensively we were very poor, especially in the second half. All 3 goals were easily preventable but the team switched off. Hopefully a win to kick off a good run.
#HalaMadrid
Scrappy win but an important one. Good offensive work from Vini and Mbappe tonight but defensively we were very poor, especially in the second half. All 3 goals were easily preventable but the team switched off. Hopefully a win to kick off a good run.
#HalaMadrid
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HT: #Olympiacos 1:3 #RealMadrid
Horrible start into the game when we conceded early but the team responded well with Mbappe's hattrick. Overall a good first half, good runs and through balls from Arda and Camavinga, Olympiacos are not able to keep up. A few more goals would be nice.
#HalaMadrid
Horrible start into the game when we conceded early but the team responded well with Mbappe's hattrick. Overall a good first half, good runs and through balls from Arda and Camavinga, Olympiacos are not able to keep up. A few more goals would be nice.
#HalaMadrid
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
HT: #Olympiacos 1:3 #RealMadrid
Horrible start into the game when we conceded early but the team responded well with Mbappe's hattrick. Overall a good first half, good runs and through balls from Arda and Camavinga, Olympiacos are not able to keep up. A few more goals would be nice.
#HalaMadrid
Horrible start into the game when we conceded early but the team responded well with Mbappe's hattrick. Overall a good first half, good runs and through balls from Arda and Camavinga, Olympiacos are not able to keep up. A few more goals would be nice.
#HalaMadrid
Don’t usually do 60 Minutes these days. But Lamine talking Modrić and those trivela passes? I’ll allow it #LaLiga #60Minutes #MadridistaApproved #RealMadrid
Next week, Spanish soccer sensation Lamine Yamal speaks with 60 Minutes. He may play in Barcelona, but his appeal rockets around the world. The soccer phenom is only 18.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Don’t usually do 60 Minutes these days. But Lamine talking Modrić and those trivela passes? I’ll allow it #LaLiga #60Minutes #MadridistaApproved #RealMadrid
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RIP Jimmy Cliff 🙏
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff 🙏