Crabbysister5
@crabbysister5.bsky.social
Just like the name says: I’m crabby, but I’m always open for even greater heights of crabbiness
I want that man out. Make him go away.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I want that man out. Make him go away.
Hold firm. Tell your colleagues to hold firm on this.
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hold firm. Tell your colleagues to hold firm on this.
Like, why would you just make it so easy for them to know what you’re doing, when you’re doing it, and how to find you? Agreed with you then and agree with you now.
September 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Like, why would you just make it so easy for them to know what you’re doing, when you’re doing it, and how to find you? Agreed with you then and agree with you now.
Can we skip the naked part? Like, I get humiliation is key, but my eyeballs would suffer greatly
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Can we skip the naked part? Like, I get humiliation is key, but my eyeballs would suffer greatly
Oh wow, I’m sorry for all of us on how wrong your optimism was for the 2024 election.
September 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh wow, I’m sorry for all of us on how wrong your optimism was for the 2024 election.
*not shopping
That typo is killing me
That typo is killing me
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*not shopping
That typo is killing me
That typo is killing me
As a former employee and lifetime Target shopper with multiple Targets within minutes of my home, after 6 months of boycott, I’m out of the Target habit now. They fucked up.
On the other hand, I’ve saved a lot of money by stopping not shopping Target.
On the other hand, I’ve saved a lot of money by stopping not shopping Target.
July 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As a former employee and lifetime Target shopper with multiple Targets within minutes of my home, after 6 months of boycott, I’m out of the Target habit now. They fucked up.
On the other hand, I’ve saved a lot of money by stopping not shopping Target.
On the other hand, I’ve saved a lot of money by stopping not shopping Target.
I had a Mac keyboard that would not em dash, and had the pleasure of explaining the different uses of the en & em and why I needed my keyboard to function correctly to Apple support over the phone. I’m sure he was riveted and amazed.
July 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I had a Mac keyboard that would not em dash, and had the pleasure of explaining the different uses of the en & em and why I needed my keyboard to function correctly to Apple support over the phone. I’m sure he was riveted and amazed.
You likely know this, but your kid is awesome.
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You likely know this, but your kid is awesome.
I would counter that you should be meaner to Yglesias
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I would counter that you should be meaner to Yglesias
Just when I think I cannot despise a Bruenig more, Liz throws this disgusting take into the world.
June 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just when I think I cannot despise a Bruenig more, Liz throws this disgusting take into the world.
I remember journalists being targeted by cops in Minneapolis in 2020. I am only shocked he didn’t aim for her head
June 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I remember journalists being targeted by cops in Minneapolis in 2020. I am only shocked he didn’t aim for her head
This is why when people look down on comics and graphic novels, I want to punch them. Combining pictures and words can be a gateway to reading, and they can be complex and nuanced texts that should not be belittled.
May 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is why when people look down on comics and graphic novels, I want to punch them. Combining pictures and words can be a gateway to reading, and they can be complex and nuanced texts that should not be belittled.
What a shame.
It took so long for it to happen.
It took so long for it to happen.
May 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What a shame.
It took so long for it to happen.
It took so long for it to happen.
I’m glad I resisted storing the down comforter when it was 85F, as it will assist in my resolve to not turn the heat back on
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m glad I resisted storing the down comforter when it was 85F, as it will assist in my resolve to not turn the heat back on
Kirkland peanut butter
May 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kirkland peanut butter
Okay, hear me out. This was a huge childhood favorite:
Kmart submarine sandwiches. The mustard version, not mayo. If they were on blue light special they were a treat for the whole family. Those subs were probably certified terrible, but in the 70s in MN, they were great. We still talk about them
Kmart submarine sandwiches. The mustard version, not mayo. If they were on blue light special they were a treat for the whole family. Those subs were probably certified terrible, but in the 70s in MN, they were great. We still talk about them
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Okay, hear me out. This was a huge childhood favorite:
Kmart submarine sandwiches. The mustard version, not mayo. If they were on blue light special they were a treat for the whole family. Those subs were probably certified terrible, but in the 70s in MN, they were great. We still talk about them
Kmart submarine sandwiches. The mustard version, not mayo. If they were on blue light special they were a treat for the whole family. Those subs were probably certified terrible, but in the 70s in MN, they were great. We still talk about them
He looks like he's about to sell me a Shamwow or a Ginsu knife
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He looks like he's about to sell me a Shamwow or a Ginsu knife
And another thing, I don’t want any Christi-fascist asshole giving anyone “menstrual lessons” to anyone. Like, wtf?
Real substantive science based sex education in schools is the way.
Real substantive science based sex education in schools is the way.
April 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And another thing, I don’t want any Christi-fascist asshole giving anyone “menstrual lessons” to anyone. Like, wtf?
Real substantive science based sex education in schools is the way.
Real substantive science based sex education in schools is the way.
Bu also, fuck their nonsense. If women don’t want to have children, they shouldn’t have children. And if you create a world in which the future appears like a bleak hellscape don’t be surprised when women don’t want to have children.
April 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Bu also, fuck their nonsense. If women don’t want to have children, they shouldn’t have children. And if you create a world in which the future appears like a bleak hellscape don’t be surprised when women don’t want to have children.
Maybe some mandated paid parental leave, healthcare, laws to protect our kids from being gunned down at school as a little incentive too
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe some mandated paid parental leave, healthcare, laws to protect our kids from being gunned down at school as a little incentive too
That “we” is working real hard because a hell of a lot of us have been calling that piss of shit a fascist for a decade or so
April 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That “we” is working real hard because a hell of a lot of us have been calling that piss of shit a fascist for a decade or so
This is the only one I can come up with.
I first thought Shrek, but he wasn't looking for a wife. He wanted to be left alone, which I totally get.
I first thought Shrek, but he wasn't looking for a wife. He wanted to be left alone, which I totally get.
April 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is the only one I can come up with.
I first thought Shrek, but he wasn't looking for a wife. He wanted to be left alone, which I totally get.
I first thought Shrek, but he wasn't looking for a wife. He wanted to be left alone, which I totally get.
The rug will ensure you don’t slip on the floor as you run out the door?
April 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The rug will ensure you don’t slip on the floor as you run out the door?