This is my old lady baby, Edie. She was born with the spirit of a grumpy old lady but she was my tiny sweet princess for 16 years until she passed this summer. She was my ride or die through my toughest years.

Salacious Crumb - the little giggling guy who hangs out with Jabba

“And people ask, ‘Why would a secretary care about beards?’”

Nobody’s asking that, Pete. We all know it’s because you don’t understand how to do your actual job.

I am Ozymandias, look upon my epic flex, ye mighty, and be pwned.

You ever tried planting it? That stuff grows so fast. Seriously, throw some in your yard tonight and I bet there’s a whole crop of birds popping up there by morning.

Loki died on Svartalfheim.

They’ve already got 2 sequels written and everything.

So I take it he’s not planning to run again…

Glad to hear it.

I initially imagined it in a Groucho Marx voice and begrudgingly groaned. Now that I can imagine it as a line in a shaun video, I knowingly chortle.

Just reading and eating like a crab with a library card.

It’s called autism.

After the bloodbath of the Cola Wars a treaty was struck.

With a name like Female Moviemaker, her parents knew what path they were setting her on.