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Book banning moms are just naming their kids after Warby Parker frames now?
Dropped my kid off at school and a bunch of homophobes in Moms 4 Liberty shirts were saying goodbye to Carrick, Dawson, and Whiskey Tortoise.

#Booksky
#Pride
#Pridemonth
#LGBTQ

My fellow Americans,
We as a nation need to stop letting Bruce Springsteen dress like a contestant on Ink Master.

Kermit=wrote senior thesis on John Rawls but ends up voting for centrists

Miss Piggy= had Che poster in her dorm at Oberlin

Scooter=got into Ben Shapiro after a breakup

Fozzy=libertarian-socialist even though his Chomsky jokes bomb

Animal=Baader-Meinhof sleeper agent

Me: This time I am studying the Russian Revolution like an adult.
Me 1 hour later:
Mensheviks were Gryffindor
Liberals were Hufflepuff
SR were Ravenclaw
Bolsheviks were Slytherin

As the writers who defined my adolescence reveal themselves to be monsters, I'm ever-more thankful for Stephen King.

A man who wants nothing more than to write stories and tell them to the world.

We're lucky to have him.

In East Slavic folk-calendar, December 9th is the day when bears start their winter hibernation and wolves come closer to people’s homes.

#dontgointothewoods #GothicAdvent
#ijulemørket #folklore

Illustration: Sergei Pankejeff

10,000 steps.
1500 calories.
600 hymns to Cthulhu.
#DailyMotivation

felt pretty good

Just in case you lost your recipe and you wanted to make this today