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Geez, did he also edit in a couple dressed like a pimp and hooker?
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Geez, did he also edit in a couple dressed like a pimp and hooker?
Before anyone says "senility," keep in mind that, when he tried to run his own airline, he wanted everything painted with gold paint, which is heavier than other paints and increase fuel costs. So, not that anyone should be surprised, but he's always been like this.
December 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Before anyone says "senility," keep in mind that, when he tried to run his own airline, he wanted everything painted with gold paint, which is heavier than other paints and increase fuel costs. So, not that anyone should be surprised, but he's always been like this.
Tammy Duckworth is a member of the DAR.
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tammy Duckworth is a member of the DAR.
There. I just answered the question like a Trump representative should without sounding like an effing idiot, but he didn't say it that way because Trump explodes at the smallest implication that he isn't perfectly right all the time.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There. I just answered the question like a Trump representative should without sounding like an effing idiot, but he didn't say it that way because Trump explodes at the smallest implication that he isn't perfectly right all the time.
"The President priorities good economics over high school math problems. Obviously, he meant that it would reduce costs by 87%, if the media has more of a problem with trivia than the fact that costs are seven times higher than he'll make them, then it sounds like they have a bigger problem."
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"The President priorities good economics over high school math problems. Obviously, he meant that it would reduce costs by 87%, if the media has more of a problem with trivia than the fact that costs are seven times higher than he'll make them, then it sounds like they have a bigger problem."
I'm surprised that he only mentioned his own name three times.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm surprised that he only mentioned his own name three times.
Does he do any examination as to why? Naah, I'm sure it's everyone else who's wrong.
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Does he do any examination as to why? Naah, I'm sure it's everyone else who's wrong.
By "people" he means men, obviously. In the same way, it's the Department of War, Duffy's going to change it to Department of Manly Transportation.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
By "people" he means men, obviously. In the same way, it's the Department of War, Duffy's going to change it to Department of Manly Transportation.
Thus happens all the time. They sent out a video of their Great Gatsby party and the music was a house version of Viva La Vida. They really don't listen to the lyrics at all.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Thus happens all the time. They sent out a video of their Great Gatsby party and the music was a house version of Viva La Vida. They really don't listen to the lyrics at all.
Don't you mean "Secretary of He-Man Flexing Rippling Muscles Creatine Flexy Flex"?
Do better.
Do better.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don't you mean "Secretary of He-Man Flexing Rippling Muscles Creatine Flexy Flex"?
Do better.
Do better.
Can Republicans, in general, ever see past the nose on the end of their faces?
October 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Can Republicans, in general, ever see past the nose on the end of their faces?
You can just say "Trump". It's fine. You obviously know who they endorsed. Not sure why you brought up NAMBLA, especially since the only reason anybody knows about them is because Howard Stern mocked them thirty years ago.
NAMBLA may have endorsed Trump, but that I don't know.
Weirdo.
NAMBLA may have endorsed Trump, but that I don't know.
Weirdo.
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You can just say "Trump". It's fine. You obviously know who they endorsed. Not sure why you brought up NAMBLA, especially since the only reason anybody knows about them is because Howard Stern mocked them thirty years ago.
NAMBLA may have endorsed Trump, but that I don't know.
Weirdo.
NAMBLA may have endorsed Trump, but that I don't know.
Weirdo.
You're trying so hard. It's very sad, but as long as it makes you happy. What am I saying, Trumpsters are never happy, even though they try screaming that they are, which is, ironically, pretty funny.
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You're trying so hard. It's very sad, but as long as it makes you happy. What am I saying, Trumpsters are never happy, even though they try screaming that they are, which is, ironically, pretty funny.
You say that, but who did the KKK endorse in the last three elections?
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You say that, but who did the KKK endorse in the last three elections?
Notice that the kids stayed with him, though.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Notice that the kids stayed with him, though.
Im just going to keep saying: the Nobel Peace Prize goes to people who dont care about winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Im just going to keep saying: the Nobel Peace Prize goes to people who dont care about winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
This is something I try to avoid. I'm sorry, but Obama didn't earn the Nobel Peace Prize. This presidency was an affirmation of the Prize given to MLK, but Obama himself didn't do anything for it.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is something I try to avoid. I'm sorry, but Obama didn't earn the Nobel Peace Prize. This presidency was an affirmation of the Prize given to MLK, but Obama himself didn't do anything for it.
The Nobel Peace Prize is for people who don't care about winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize is for people who don't care about winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Miller wants to test that.
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Steven Miller wants to test that.
He's right. I wouldn't have guessed that. No one would have guessed that. It would have made no goddam sense on God's Green Earth to guess that. Guessing that, actually, would seem kind of stupid.
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
He's right. I wouldn't have guessed that. No one would have guessed that. It would have made no goddam sense on God's Green Earth to guess that. Guessing that, actually, would seem kind of stupid.
The thing is that you can't call him a liar because what he's saying is so idiotically vague that any objections can be "um, actually"d away.
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The thing is that you can't call him a liar because what he's saying is so idiotically vague that any objections can be "um, actually"d away.
Their obsessive centrism has hurt the party. They are why their approval rating is below 30%, but AOC, Bernie, Mamdani and other progressive can draw big crowds.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Their obsessive centrism has hurt the party. They are why their approval rating is below 30%, but AOC, Bernie, Mamdani and other progressive can draw big crowds.
No, it doesn't. You said nothing.
Nancy Pelosi worked to shutter AOC. Her famous "No. How does no sound?" line wasn't to a Republican, but to a progressive Democrat.
Jeffries says, "What do you expect me to do about" Republicans, then only criticizes progressive Dems.
They're not here to help.
Nancy Pelosi worked to shutter AOC. Her famous "No. How does no sound?" line wasn't to a Republican, but to a progressive Democrat.
Jeffries says, "What do you expect me to do about" Republicans, then only criticizes progressive Dems.
They're not here to help.
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No, it doesn't. You said nothing.
Nancy Pelosi worked to shutter AOC. Her famous "No. How does no sound?" line wasn't to a Republican, but to a progressive Democrat.
Jeffries says, "What do you expect me to do about" Republicans, then only criticizes progressive Dems.
They're not here to help.
Nancy Pelosi worked to shutter AOC. Her famous "No. How does no sound?" line wasn't to a Republican, but to a progressive Democrat.
Jeffries says, "What do you expect me to do about" Republicans, then only criticizes progressive Dems.
They're not here to help.