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For those keeping track, stupid people have now demanded that Trump get a Nobel Prize for Peace, Medicine and Economics.
September 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For those keeping track, stupid people have now demanded that Trump get a Nobel Prize for Peace, Medicine and Economics.
Laura Loomer reminds me of The Picture of Dorian Grey, except when she gets older, Charlie Kirk's face gets smaller.
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Laura Loomer reminds me of The Picture of Dorian Grey, except when she gets older, Charlie Kirk's face gets smaller.
Americans: We need stuff
Republicans: You need to attack disaffected groups? Can do!
Democrats: You need a Pride Flag lapel pin? Done and done!
Zorhan Mamdami: You worked for it, you're entitled to it, so let's do it.
GOPs and Dems: Are you some kind of monster?
Republicans: You need to attack disaffected groups? Can do!
Democrats: You need a Pride Flag lapel pin? Done and done!
Zorhan Mamdami: You worked for it, you're entitled to it, so let's do it.
GOPs and Dems: Are you some kind of monster?
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Americans: We need stuff
Republicans: You need to attack disaffected groups? Can do!
Democrats: You need a Pride Flag lapel pin? Done and done!
Zorhan Mamdami: You worked for it, you're entitled to it, so let's do it.
GOPs and Dems: Are you some kind of monster?
Republicans: You need to attack disaffected groups? Can do!
Democrats: You need a Pride Flag lapel pin? Done and done!
Zorhan Mamdami: You worked for it, you're entitled to it, so let's do it.
GOPs and Dems: Are you some kind of monster?
In other news, the DNC kicked David Hogg out of his leadership position by having multiple votes until they got their way because Hogg wanted Democrats who will do more than say, "Let's just see what they do next".
The DNC strategy is literally nothing more than "Orange Man Bad".
The DNC strategy is literally nothing more than "Orange Man Bad".
June 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
In other news, the DNC kicked David Hogg out of his leadership position by having multiple votes until they got their way because Hogg wanted Democrats who will do more than say, "Let's just see what they do next".
The DNC strategy is literally nothing more than "Orange Man Bad".
The DNC strategy is literally nothing more than "Orange Man Bad".
*sigh* This person jammed on me about 5-6 times, so I was sure I had at least a coin flip, but this is PokerStars we're talking about, so I have to lose in the most middle finger way possible.
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
*sigh* This person jammed on me about 5-6 times, so I was sure I had at least a coin flip, but this is PokerStars we're talking about, so I have to lose in the most middle finger way possible.
JK Rowling is now complaining about International Asexual Awareness Day...for some reason.
A reply-guy said, "where does it end" and Rowling said that not every interest or facet of humanity needs its own day.
International Harry Potter Day is May 2nd.
A reply-guy said, "where does it end" and Rowling said that not every interest or facet of humanity needs its own day.
International Harry Potter Day is May 2nd.
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
JK Rowling is now complaining about International Asexual Awareness Day...for some reason.
A reply-guy said, "where does it end" and Rowling said that not every interest or facet of humanity needs its own day.
International Harry Potter Day is May 2nd.
A reply-guy said, "where does it end" and Rowling said that not every interest or facet of humanity needs its own day.
International Harry Potter Day is May 2nd.
The more I read the news, the happier I am that we went to Austria six months before COVID.
March 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The more I read the news, the happier I am that we went to Austria six months before COVID.
By the way, I'll reply to a lot of political posts but I'm not going to post on the matter myself cause it's just kind of a headache.
I'm just going to post about my completely break-even poker exploits.
I'm just going to post about my completely break-even poker exploits.
March 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
By the way, I'll reply to a lot of political posts but I'm not going to post on the matter myself cause it's just kind of a headache.
I'm just going to post about my completely break-even poker exploits.
I'm just going to post about my completely break-even poker exploits.
I'm not gonna lie. I kinda love it when my poker opponent rage quits during a tournament.
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm not gonna lie. I kinda love it when my poker opponent rage quits during a tournament.
Usually when I'm on a PokerStars Spin n Go, I won't see an Ax for 20+ hands or a pocket pair ever...except when we're heads-up and the other player's disconnected. This time I had AA, JJ twice...in a row...and AJ twice.
Which I can't ever get when the other player can actually shove on me.
Which I can't ever get when the other player can actually shove on me.
February 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Usually when I'm on a PokerStars Spin n Go, I won't see an Ax for 20+ hands or a pocket pair ever...except when we're heads-up and the other player's disconnected. This time I had AA, JJ twice...in a row...and AJ twice.
Which I can't ever get when the other player can actually shove on me.
Which I can't ever get when the other player can actually shove on me.
I'm so exhausted by this site. Earlier, I had them down to 335 chips and put him it at a 85% and also lost.
This person should write a goddam thank you note to PokerStars.
This person should write a goddam thank you note to PokerStars.
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm so exhausted by this site. Earlier, I had them down to 335 chips and put him it at a 85% and also lost.
This person should write a goddam thank you note to PokerStars.
This person should write a goddam thank you note to PokerStars.
PokerStars is like Philly comedy. Even though I didn't do anything to them, they're just going to keep punishing me.
January 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
PokerStars is like Philly comedy. Even though I didn't do anything to them, they're just going to keep punishing me.
Okay...PokerStars...you really have knock this shit off...
January 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Okay...PokerStars...you really have knock this shit off...
All in preflop.
Hey, PokerStars...does this need to happen all the goddam time?
Hey, PokerStars...does this need to happen all the goddam time?
January 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
All in preflop.
Hey, PokerStars...does this need to happen all the goddam time?
Hey, PokerStars...does this need to happen all the goddam time?
All-in pre-flop
QQ vs 85: 85 hits a straight
KK vs 77: 77 hits a straight
QQ vs Q5: Q5 flop trips
Fuck this game sometimes
QQ vs 85: 85 hits a straight
KK vs 77: 77 hits a straight
QQ vs Q5: Q5 flop trips
Fuck this game sometimes
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
All-in pre-flop
QQ vs 85: 85 hits a straight
KK vs 77: 77 hits a straight
QQ vs Q5: Q5 flop trips
Fuck this game sometimes
QQ vs 85: 85 hits a straight
KK vs 77: 77 hits a straight
QQ vs Q5: Q5 flop trips
Fuck this game sometimes
I really don't know why I'd expect anything different...
January 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I really don't know why I'd expect anything different...
Trump's already saying that he could handle the fires in California better than anyone.
He knows we've actually seen how he handles a crisis, right? Both national and global? There's a public record and everything and it ain't great.
He knows we've actually seen how he handles a crisis, right? Both national and global? There's a public record and everything and it ain't great.
January 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump's already saying that he could handle the fires in California better than anyone.
He knows we've actually seen how he handles a crisis, right? Both national and global? There's a public record and everything and it ain't great.
He knows we've actually seen how he handles a crisis, right? Both national and global? There's a public record and everything and it ain't great.
Breaking news: Remember the guy who brought an assault rifle into Comet Ping Pong #pizzagate?
He just got shot dead by cops after he pulled a gun on them.
He just got shot dead by cops after he pulled a gun on them.
January 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Breaking news: Remember the guy who brought an assault rifle into Comet Ping Pong #pizzagate?
He just got shot dead by cops after he pulled a gun on them.
He just got shot dead by cops after he pulled a gun on them.
I wonder what people blaming California wildfires on Democrats had to say about the cold snap in Texas that killed a few hundred people. Wait, nothing? At all? They kept their big effing mouths shut at the time or made nonsense excuses, including literally blaming AOC? Weird!
January 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I wonder what people blaming California wildfires on Democrats had to say about the cold snap in Texas that killed a few hundred people. Wait, nothing? At all? They kept their big effing mouths shut at the time or made nonsense excuses, including literally blaming AOC? Weird!
So, PokerStarsPA changed their Sit n Go's from 6max to 8max, thus increasing first place in the $5 single table tournaments...by forty four cents.
December 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
So, PokerStarsPA changed their Sit n Go's from 6max to 8max, thus increasing first place in the $5 single table tournaments...by forty four cents.
I'm having a tough time finding people that I know that I want to follow. I'm not that interested in following celebrities and I know a lot of people in the comedy community and...well...I wish them well...
December 5, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I'm having a tough time finding people that I know that I want to follow. I'm not that interested in following celebrities and I know a lot of people in the comedy community and...well...I wish them well...