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Chris Pratt
@cpratt.bsky.social
Bear, flâneur, hiker, repairman.

He/him/Dad.
Dang, me too!
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's already changing the nature of a couple of friendships - it sounds fake as hell and it's a poor substitute for, well, their actual voices, which I'm a fan of... we are friends after all, right? And now it's been replaced with some bizarre obsequious crap... sigh
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Medicare can't come quickly enough. Hope it's still there in ten years.
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Nope, same old same old. $60 co-pays, annual deductible is quite a bit as well.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Not as horrible as losing SNAP benefits, granted, but still pretty damn annoying. As clear a case as it gets: elect Republicans, lose benefits, pay more for everything, and watch the rich get richer
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tolkien or Thiel?
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Good things:

- clear face pic, smiling, no sunglasses
- no obvious cropped-out boyfriend/husband
- neutral background (alternate: somewhere exotic)
- pic is < 3 months old
- beard is roughly similar to how it is right now
- private album: should be racy, shouldn't be all dick pics
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
God bless America
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thank You, Sir!
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Whaaaaaat
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Pretty sure 'early' isn't a thing! I came out long before there was a National Coming Out Day, at any rate :)
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ehh, I was mostly just frustrated because I joined that group thinking I was gonna get laid 😂
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It took a few more years to actually find a fellow bear (hey, Lewis!) to hang out with, but I'm glad I stuck to my guns and held out for the thing I really wanted! And I'm still kind of in awe that bears are a widely understood cultural thing - amazing to see that in a lifetime
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Thankfully, I'm pretty sure no one is going to have a similar experience in 2025. It's shockingly easy to find any number of like-minded men - bears are a well-defined category, and it's hard to imagine a time when bearded, furry, solidly-built gay dudes were a thing that didn't seem to exist
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yeah, but it's been deconstructed and vertically reassembled! That shit ain't cheap 😆
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
oh yeah, the license plate frame on her Corvette had two naked kneeling women on it with some Gor reference to boot, yikes
October 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Oh God, a coworker at QUALCOMM back in the day refused to take requests from me unless I used Gorean language with her - so awful. I quit as soon as I possibly could. HR was useless as that “could not possibly be a thing”
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM