CplMcMuffin
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septum so deviant 😈
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
septum so deviant 😈
zohran isnt some once in a lifetime talent because he ran a successful progressive policy campaign
he's a once in a lifetime talent because he married a bombshell he met on hinge and we'll never see that again
he's a once in a lifetime talent because he married a bombshell he met on hinge and we'll never see that again
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
zohran isnt some once in a lifetime talent because he ran a successful progressive policy campaign
he's a once in a lifetime talent because he married a bombshell he met on hinge and we'll never see that again
he's a once in a lifetime talent because he married a bombshell he met on hinge and we'll never see that again
Zohran Mamdani i am ready to submit to Shakira Law 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani i am ready to submit to Shakira Law 🙏
...and some say that Game 3 ⚾️ is still being played until THIS day 👻 Happy Halloween everyBOOdy 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
...and some say that Game 3 ⚾️ is still being played until THIS day 👻 Happy Halloween everyBOOdy 🎃
ive been saying we need to get rid of online sportsbooks and give it back to the mob for a while but i didn't think anyone was listening
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
ive been saying we need to get rid of online sportsbooks and give it back to the mob for a while but i didn't think anyone was listening
"you've met me at a very chinese point in my life"
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"you've met me at a very chinese point in my life"
the new york knicks play basketball this week
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the new york knicks play basketball this week
wantanabe mode in ghosts of yotei is so fucking rad
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
wantanabe mode in ghosts of yotei is so fucking rad
everything's fine over here, business as usual
September 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
everything's fine over here, business as usual
as someone from a place with a little experience on this subject, don't do it. it doesn't usually work out well
Thousands of Brazilians protested in all 26 states and the federal district against a possible pardon for former President Jair Bolsonaro and his allies, who were convicted of attempting a coup.
Brazilians protest against a bill that could lead to a pardon for Bolsonaro and allies
Thousands of Brazilians have protested against a possible pardon for former President Jair Bolsonaro and his allies, who were convicted of attempting a coup.
bit.ly
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
as someone from a place with a little experience on this subject, don't do it. it doesn't usually work out well
football really is a religious experience because i haven't felt this much shame and disgust since going to church as a child
September 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
football really is a religious experience because i haven't felt this much shame and disgust since going to church as a child
new conspiracy theory is that the CIA caused the breakup of Yugoslavia because they were a threat to US basketball dominance
September 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
new conspiracy theory is that the CIA caused the breakup of Yugoslavia because they were a threat to US basketball dominance
tragically not dead, just golfing
August 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
tragically not dead, just golfing
been thinking about how I'd kill to have Hey Arnolds bedroom
August 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
been thinking about how I'd kill to have Hey Arnolds bedroom
i would actually be completely happy if my team swept it's division and missed the playoffs. giants 6-11 but sweep dallas philly and washington? I'm sleeping great
August 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i would actually be completely happy if my team swept it's division and missed the playoffs. giants 6-11 but sweep dallas philly and washington? I'm sleeping great
i have a terminal case of 'did i leave the stove on??'
August 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i have a terminal case of 'did i leave the stove on??'
Reposted by CplMcMuffin
I saw a lot of anger at Buttigieg (and before that Gallego) for saying that conservatives had a "fairness" point about the trans sports issues.
I rarely see Dems asked about, or responding to, the many trans hc/rights rollbacks enforced by the Trump admin. And you could spend all day asking.
I rarely see Dems asked about, or responding to, the many trans hc/rights rollbacks enforced by the Trump admin. And you could spend all day asking.
Just read the Brown University agreement and this really jumped out.
"The University will not perform gender reassignment surgery or prescribe puberty blockers or hormones to any minor child for the purpose of aligning the child's appearance with an identity that differs from his or her sex."
"The University will not perform gender reassignment surgery or prescribe puberty blockers or hormones to any minor child for the purpose of aligning the child's appearance with an identity that differs from his or her sex."
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I saw a lot of anger at Buttigieg (and before that Gallego) for saying that conservatives had a "fairness" point about the trans sports issues.
I rarely see Dems asked about, or responding to, the many trans hc/rights rollbacks enforced by the Trump admin. And you could spend all day asking.
I rarely see Dems asked about, or responding to, the many trans hc/rights rollbacks enforced by the Trump admin. And you could spend all day asking.
i really fuck with antiques roadshow
July 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i really fuck with antiques roadshow
of course the Diet Coke president leaked it
Coca-Cola said it will add a cane-sugar version of its trademark cola to its U.S. lineup this fall, confirming a recent announcement by President Donald Trump.
Coca-Cola reports weakening global sales volumes in second quarter
Coca-Cola reported better-than-expected earnings in the second quarter as higher prices overcame weaker sales volumes.
bit.ly
July 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
of course the Diet Coke president leaked it
excuse me, the only ethno-state i support is margaritaville
June 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
excuse me, the only ethno-state i support is margaritaville
"It'll happen next year. Bloodborne 2 will be at the next state of play..."
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"It'll happen next year. Bloodborne 2 will be at the next state of play..."