Chris Pioli
@cpioli.bsky.social
Gameplay Engineer and Game Designer. Loves Nintendo, Square-Enix, Sony, Jedi, Muppets, and cooking! Opinions are my own and do not represent my employers!
I literally thank God you're here because 16 years worth of Catholic education doesn't give me the insider knowledge my peers expect.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I literally thank God you're here because 16 years worth of Catholic education doesn't give me the insider knowledge my peers expect.
"Hey eh Fr. Walling! This is a mission from God, right?"
::nods::
"There's no blaspheming here, ma'am."
::nods::
"There's no blaspheming here, ma'am."
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"Hey eh Fr. Walling! This is a mission from God, right?"
::nods::
"There's no blaspheming here, ma'am."
::nods::
"There's no blaspheming here, ma'am."
Tons of executives could afford to fund this to foster the future of game development, but I doubt they would fork over a penny.
It really seems stingy. What a travesty!
It really seems stingy. What a travesty!
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Tons of executives could afford to fund this to foster the future of game development, but I doubt they would fork over a penny.
It really seems stingy. What a travesty!
It really seems stingy. What a travesty!
I feel this. ❤️ It hurts to be tokenized and then discarded. You deserve better than this, but if they couldn't even pay for tickets, then I'm not surprised they acted this way.
I would have loved to be a future class member one day, but now it seems like more trouble than it's worth.
I would have loved to be a future class member one day, but now it seems like more trouble than it's worth.
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I feel this. ❤️ It hurts to be tokenized and then discarded. You deserve better than this, but if they couldn't even pay for tickets, then I'm not surprised they acted this way.
I would have loved to be a future class member one day, but now it seems like more trouble than it's worth.
I would have loved to be a future class member one day, but now it seems like more trouble than it's worth.
He said that because we asked why he had a blackberry! (It was 2007)
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
He said that because we asked why he had a blackberry! (It was 2007)
A Jesuit priest I knew a long time ago once said "I took a vow of poverty, not destitution!"
RIP Fr. Reites.
RIP Fr. Reites.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A Jesuit priest I knew a long time ago once said "I took a vow of poverty, not destitution!"
RIP Fr. Reites.
RIP Fr. Reites.
Yes. Iiiiiiit sucks!
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yes. Iiiiiiit sucks!
I feel ya'. I had bronchitis my entire birthday month. It was a nightmare.
I hope you feel better, dude.
I hope you feel better, dude.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I feel ya'. I had bronchitis my entire birthday month. It was a nightmare.
I hope you feel better, dude.
I hope you feel better, dude.
You coming back next week?
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You coming back next week?
Perhaps "secretive," "clandestine," "shadowy?"
It doesn't mean anything good!
It doesn't mean anything good!
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Perhaps "secretive," "clandestine," "shadowy?"
It doesn't mean anything good!
It doesn't mean anything good!
I think it's like collecting Hallmark Keepsake moments. By the time Fortnite gets Snoopy, the game will have congealed over all modern Americana.
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I think it's like collecting Hallmark Keepsake moments. By the time Fortnite gets Snoopy, the game will have congealed over all modern Americana.
"I hate Boruto's dad." I think those are trolls though.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"I hate Boruto's dad." I think those are trolls though.
"Oh, you created one-too-many Asset Bundle categories! That slows down the system. Why not bundle by weapon instead of by npc?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Oh, you created one-too-many Asset Bundle categories! That slows down the system. Why not bundle by weapon instead of by npc?"
Or hear me out - maybe the tribalism that emerges from devotion to sports teams is not Christlike, and the solution is letting go of fandom so we are not prejudiced towards our brothers and sisters at particular times of the year.
Remember, "fan" is short for "fanatic!"
Remember, "fan" is short for "fanatic!"
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Or hear me out - maybe the tribalism that emerges from devotion to sports teams is not Christlike, and the solution is letting go of fandom so we are not prejudiced towards our brothers and sisters at particular times of the year.
Remember, "fan" is short for "fanatic!"
Remember, "fan" is short for "fanatic!"
"Intel chips have built-in graphics processing! There's no need to put another gpu in these machines!"
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Intel chips have built-in graphics processing! There's no need to put another gpu in these machines!"
I'm sure Jason Schrier is signing the book deal riiiiiiiight now
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm sure Jason Schrier is signing the book deal riiiiiiiight now
When software can do anything, we need to explain why it shouldn't necessarily do everything.
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When software can do anything, we need to explain why it shouldn't necessarily do everything.
Oh my God, my dad loved Huell Howser. He just enjoys every moment he's talking with people.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Oh my God, my dad loved Huell Howser. He just enjoys every moment he's talking with people.