CPAC SHAKUR
@cpacshakur.bsky.social
Just going to be clear my handle makes fun of the GOP trying to be hip. One reason I wish MAGA lost is so I could skewer both sides equally, but alas we need to fight while I prepare my Annie Hall style strongly worded letter.
Uber ride share company doesn't have an umlaut over the E because, you know, that whole thing.
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Uber ride share company doesn't have an umlaut over the E because, you know, that whole thing.
Luigi Mangione did it because he LITERALLY got screwed.
December 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Luigi Mangione did it because he LITERALLY got screwed.
Joe Jonas must be so relieved right now.
December 10, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Joe Jonas must be so relieved right now.
I would've guessed it'd be Wario.
December 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I would've guessed it'd be Wario.
At least Biden would never use his office to benefit his family...wait...what? COME ONNNNNN!!!!
December 2, 2024 at 7:40 AM
At least Biden would never use his office to benefit his family...wait...what? COME ONNNNNN!!!!
If being unvaccinated only affected people who chose not to get the vaccine, it would be evolution's purest miracle.
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
If being unvaccinated only affected people who chose not to get the vaccine, it would be evolution's purest miracle.
I recorded the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Don't tell me how it ends.
December 1, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I recorded the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Don't tell me how it ends.
Are fundamentalist Christian football players home coached?
December 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Are fundamentalist Christian football players home coached?
Right wingersare like "colleges are liberal indoctrination cesspools!"
Same right wingers: "Roll Tide!"
Same right wingers: "Roll Tide!"
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Right wingersare like "colleges are liberal indoctrination cesspools!"
Same right wingers: "Roll Tide!"
Same right wingers: "Roll Tide!"
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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander - @humortimes.bsky.social
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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times
Making fun of headlines, like: "It's the 55th Anniversary of Sesame Street" - Today’s letters are AAR and P…
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November 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander - @humortimes.bsky.social
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I want to make an app that translates conservative memes into the original Russian.
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I want to make an app that translates conservative memes into the original Russian.
Every time liberals get mad I just make up a new social media platform to give them hope. "Hey, we're all on Telephone Cat now. No, that was too corporate, we're all moving TurtleCoffeeMakerHouseMachine..."
November 30, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Every time liberals get mad I just make up a new social media platform to give them hope. "Hey, we're all on Telephone Cat now. No, that was too corporate, we're all moving TurtleCoffeeMakerHouseMachine..."
You know there were MAGA who voted for Trump because they thought GEICO Cavemen were taking our jobs.
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 PM
You know there were MAGA who voted for Trump because they thought GEICO Cavemen were taking our jobs.
The Lincoln Project did make an impact this election. And by big impact I mean charging me for a recurring donation I didn't make and not having technical support.
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 AM
The Lincoln Project did make an impact this election. And by big impact I mean charging me for a recurring donation I didn't make and not having technical support.
James Cameron is launching a mini-sub to explore the wreckage that used to be Threads.
November 30, 2024 at 6:22 AM
James Cameron is launching a mini-sub to explore the wreckage that used to be Threads.