I'm really proud of this one!

"No"

If only managers accepted this answer

Me a 6 foot tall dude with a mustache and a gut at ANE. Yeah man I'm gonna twink die soon. I'll never be able to be a twink again

I hold on to life waiting for your head pats. I receive them in a room surrounded by loved ones. As I slip away, a few cry and a few sob. Then a collective unzipping can be heard. "It was his final wish"

I'd hit it with my space laser so bad she'd be acting like a crisis actor

Me fear ladies
Me want fish

You fish is me
Me fish is me me want fish when fish lady scare fish me want me

I want to fish so bad

Waking up all dehydrated and half delirious. Fucking mint

Better not be an anti coyote collar

A fursuit so haunted that you don't spray it down with IPA. You spray it down with holy water