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All thoughts are my own... Unfortunately....
Delaware Angle Dog
Delaware Angle Dog
Can I just take over a room party and make everyone listen to the slaps
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Can I just take over a room party and make everyone listen to the slaps
This is my magnum opus. Please clap
I can't believe the zinc in the Dilberito filled his prostate with so much cum he got cancer
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This is my magnum opus. Please clap
I can't believe the zinc in the Dilberito filled his prostate with so much cum he got cancer
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I can't believe the zinc in the Dilberito filled his prostate with so much cum he got cancer
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I’m not in a great financial position at the moment. If someone wants to adopt my wild doggo character and suit please reach out.
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I’m not in a great financial position at the moment. If someone wants to adopt my wild doggo character and suit please reach out.
One round of comments, how about no rounds of comments! First try!
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
One round of comments, how about no rounds of comments! First try!
On Monday I turn 30. So like is Twink death a bottom or a top
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
On Monday I turn 30. So like is Twink death a bottom or a top
When I die, please piss on my grave. If anyone stops you, you tell them it was my final wish
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
When I die, please piss on my grave. If anyone stops you, you tell them it was my final wish
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Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one
July 9, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one
I still assert MTG could get it
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I still assert MTG could get it
I wish someone would choke me but in the least erotic way possible
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I wish someone would choke me but in the least erotic way possible
Wish these brain worms would be useful and hop on my fishing rod
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Wish these brain worms would be useful and hop on my fishing rod
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wake me up when it's the year of the dog
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
wake me up when it's the year of the dog
I like to be locked not locked in
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I like to be locked not locked in
I think I love visible mending because it's like scars for your clothing. But unlike scars, it's a sign of love and affection for an object.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I think I love visible mending because it's like scars for your clothing. But unlike scars, it's a sign of love and affection for an object.
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The pizza lady with back problems and a face tattoo is really nice but I don't think I could handle a bruh girl
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The pizza lady with back problems and a face tattoo is really nice but I don't think I could handle a bruh girl
Finally patching up the elbows of one my favorite pieces of outerwear. The fun part is not sewing through the lining.
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Finally patching up the elbows of one my favorite pieces of outerwear. The fun part is not sewing through the lining.
Eastern Shore Adjacent
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Eastern Shore Adjacent
I also used my neti pot after a sickness and I can smell colors
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I also used my neti pot after a sickness and I can smell colors
Life pro tip. If you are using an iron oxide polishing compound, wear gloves. My bathroom looks like a murder scene.
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Life pro tip. If you are using an iron oxide polishing compound, wear gloves. My bathroom looks like a murder scene.
Everyone is having kids this month! Why did everyone cum in their partner in April
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Everyone is having kids this month! Why did everyone cum in their partner in April
You know what they say about a coyote with big feet.
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
You know what they say about a coyote with big feet.
Sometimes I pull the zipper so hard, it rips the fur.
Well my daddy taught us how not to rip the fur by using our mouths
Well my daddy taught us how not to rip the fur by using our mouths
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Sometimes I pull the zipper so hard, it rips the fur.
Well my daddy taught us how not to rip the fur by using our mouths
Well my daddy taught us how not to rip the fur by using our mouths
It's little baby Jesus until Easter
Then it's emo cum gutter Jesus
Then it's emo cum gutter Jesus
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It's little baby Jesus until Easter
Then it's emo cum gutter Jesus
Then it's emo cum gutter Jesus
If Autodesk was a toddler I'd kick it's baby teeth in so hard
January 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If Autodesk was a toddler I'd kick it's baby teeth in so hard