CoyotePants
@coyotepants.bsky.social
36M | 🏳️🌈 | PDX/PNW | Friend Shaped | FDT
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_175@14-12-2021_22-59-23.jpg
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_175@14-12-2021_22-59-23.jpg
As a person who is extremely adverse to gyms, lives in the PNW and during the winter goes to work and comes home in the dark...It's extremely hard to get proper exercise.
December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As a person who is extremely adverse to gyms, lives in the PNW and during the winter goes to work and comes home in the dark...It's extremely hard to get proper exercise.
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Struggle Shuffled again.
September 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Struggle Shuffled again.
I’d really like to stop having headaches for days on end.
September 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’d really like to stop having headaches for days on end.
Why is everyone getting delicious looking Indian food today?
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why is everyone getting delicious looking Indian food today?
Got my pressure washer running, oil changed and fueled up after it had been sitting for a few months...
Immediately left the hose rubbing the exhaust and melted a hole in the hose. Guess we're not cleaning the patio today.
Immediately left the hose rubbing the exhaust and melted a hole in the hose. Guess we're not cleaning the patio today.
August 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Got my pressure washer running, oil changed and fueled up after it had been sitting for a few months...
Immediately left the hose rubbing the exhaust and melted a hole in the hose. Guess we're not cleaning the patio today.
Immediately left the hose rubbing the exhaust and melted a hole in the hose. Guess we're not cleaning the patio today.
196 Miles, 32 Hours, 2 Hours of Sleep
August 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
196 Miles, 32 Hours, 2 Hours of Sleep
2nd fastest 5K I’ve ever done. Finally getting the feeling I can keep a consistent pace for long periods again. 1 month to the Race.
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
2nd fastest 5K I’ve ever done. Finally getting the feeling I can keep a consistent pace for long periods again. 1 month to the Race.
*Rubs eye ever so slightly*
Contact: “Good luck ever getting me sitting properly on your eye again today”
Contact: “Good luck ever getting me sitting properly on your eye again today”
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*Rubs eye ever so slightly*
Contact: “Good luck ever getting me sitting properly on your eye again today”
Contact: “Good luck ever getting me sitting properly on your eye again today”
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I had like 8 people send me this, so I ripped it off from Twitter and sharing it here. ⛳⚠️
July 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I had like 8 people send me this, so I ripped it off from Twitter and sharing it here. ⛳⚠️
I have been watching the video of the coyote playing with a golf ball all day and I had no productivity at work.
July 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have been watching the video of the coyote playing with a golf ball all day and I had no productivity at work.
Spent an afternoon polishing this beautiful '99 Brick.
June 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Spent an afternoon polishing this beautiful '99 Brick.
1. I want to meet the person who takes the prize of their own Portable Toilet over $1000. I have questions.
2. Who is entering this?
2. Who is entering this?
June 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
1. I want to meet the person who takes the prize of their own Portable Toilet over $1000. I have questions.
2. Who is entering this?
2. Who is entering this?
Coworker had me try vegan mayo. Might have been one of the worst things I’ve ever purposely put in my mouth.
June 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Coworker had me try vegan mayo. Might have been one of the worst things I’ve ever purposely put in my mouth.
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Did everyone know it’s home buying season? Get out there early so all the stock doesn’t get scooped up!
June 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Did everyone know it’s home buying season? Get out there early so all the stock doesn’t get scooped up!
How is it these chicken tamales from Costco are some of the best I've ever had?
June 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How is it these chicken tamales from Costco are some of the best I've ever had?
To the random guy that keeps giving my Strava activities a Kudos. I live for you!
June 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
To the random guy that keeps giving my Strava activities a Kudos. I live for you!
unsure if Allergies....or something more nefarious.
June 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
unsure if Allergies....or something more nefarious.
Weird shadow for a coyote.
May 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Weird shadow for a coyote.
Deep Tissue Massage followed by a 4.5 Mile Run then an afternoon of drinking while doing chores. My body is incredibly confused.
May 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Deep Tissue Massage followed by a 4.5 Mile Run then an afternoon of drinking while doing chores. My body is incredibly confused.
Official start of training for Hood to Coast and another Half Marathon. Haven’t run in over a year. Went better than expected.
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Official start of training for Hood to Coast and another Half Marathon. Haven’t run in over a year. Went better than expected.
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fantasy (devastating back cover in replies)
December 1, 2023 at 8:23 PM
fantasy (devastating back cover in replies)