Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ
@coyoteden.bsky.social
Just this coyote, you know? (Or dollar store wolf, according to some.)
He/Him/Good Boy. Old enough (to be your dad…)
I live in the state that’s shaped really weird. No, not that one, the other one.
Are you gonna eat that?
He/Him/Good Boy. Old enough (to be your dad…)
I live in the state that’s shaped really weird. No, not that one, the other one.
Are you gonna eat that?
I had this hilariously wrong result.
It’s good to know Docker isn’t going anywhere even tho Levi Strauss company sold the project.
It’s good to know Docker isn’t going anywhere even tho Levi Strauss company sold the project.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I had this hilariously wrong result.
It’s good to know Docker isn’t going anywhere even tho Levi Strauss company sold the project.
It’s good to know Docker isn’t going anywhere even tho Levi Strauss company sold the project.
When you get your weapons from the ACME catalog.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When you get your weapons from the ACME catalog.
Oh you need to reach your friend?
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh you need to reach your friend?
Got a little MIDI/DAW controller to play around with and… uh… seriously?
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Got a little MIDI/DAW controller to play around with and… uh… seriously?
Oh no, he’s budding off.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Oh no, he’s budding off.
I was walking dogs for the rescue’s boarding and this one was broken. Wrong end up all the time.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I was walking dogs for the rescue’s boarding and this one was broken. Wrong end up all the time.
Uh, question answered?
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Uh, question answered?
I’m sorry, did they really… um… erect… a statue of Link riding Sidon?
Yes, yes they did.
Yes, yes they did.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m sorry, did they really… um… erect… a statue of Link riding Sidon?
Yes, yes they did.
Yes, yes they did.
I’d just like make the point that’s not typical. I don’t want people thinking planes aren’t safe. Planes going around the world all the time and rarely does this kind of thing happen.
Was this one safe?
I was thinking more about the other ones. The ones where the engines don’t fall off.
Was this one safe?
I was thinking more about the other ones. The ones where the engines don’t fall off.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’d just like make the point that’s not typical. I don’t want people thinking planes aren’t safe. Planes going around the world all the time and rarely does this kind of thing happen.
Was this one safe?
I was thinking more about the other ones. The ones where the engines don’t fall off.
Was this one safe?
I was thinking more about the other ones. The ones where the engines don’t fall off.
Hey you.
Go take a bath, you’re s t i m k y.
Go take a bath, you’re s t i m k y.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey you.
Go take a bath, you’re s t i m k y.
Go take a bath, you’re s t i m k y.
“What are orange cats really like?”
Well…
Well…
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
“What are orange cats really like?”
Well…
Well…
Welp, I learned how to do my own brake job today.
Didn’t plan on it, but one of the rear pads came off the backing plate. Sounded like a handful of gravel and young duck in a blender, and was chewing up the rotor.
Let’s not talk about the rounded-off lug nut the last place left me with. Fuckers.
Didn’t plan on it, but one of the rear pads came off the backing plate. Sounded like a handful of gravel and young duck in a blender, and was chewing up the rotor.
Let’s not talk about the rounded-off lug nut the last place left me with. Fuckers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Welp, I learned how to do my own brake job today.
Didn’t plan on it, but one of the rear pads came off the backing plate. Sounded like a handful of gravel and young duck in a blender, and was chewing up the rotor.
Let’s not talk about the rounded-off lug nut the last place left me with. Fuckers.
Didn’t plan on it, but one of the rear pads came off the backing plate. Sounded like a handful of gravel and young duck in a blender, and was chewing up the rotor.
Let’s not talk about the rounded-off lug nut the last place left me with. Fuckers.
You think they know what they’re doing with scenes like this?
Yeah, I think they do…
…even did the “click twice” thing.
Yeah, I think they do…
…even did the “click twice” thing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You think they know what they’re doing with scenes like this?
Yeah, I think they do…
…even did the “click twice” thing.
Yeah, I think they do…
…even did the “click twice” thing.
Yeah… he just told me a bunch of riddles to get me naked… didn’t he?
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yeah… he just told me a bunch of riddles to get me naked… didn’t he?
Ahahahaha everyone is getting their jabs in. The German company that makes the ladder truck they used ran a funny ad too.
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ahahahaha everyone is getting their jabs in. The German company that makes the ladder truck they used ran a funny ad too.
Sorry not sorry I stole it.
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sorry not sorry I stole it.
What *does* the fox say?
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What *does* the fox say?
Is some grass ok too?
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is some grass ok too?
If I took my loaflet to doggie day care she would get kicked out before I left the barking lot.
She would herd the dogs and bite the people. Corgi/Border mix and was “rescue pull only” from the city shelter.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a delight when she’s not being a terrorist.
She would herd the dogs and bite the people. Corgi/Border mix and was “rescue pull only” from the city shelter.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a delight when she’s not being a terrorist.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I took my loaflet to doggie day care she would get kicked out before I left the barking lot.
She would herd the dogs and bite the people. Corgi/Border mix and was “rescue pull only” from the city shelter.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a delight when she’s not being a terrorist.
She would herd the dogs and bite the people. Corgi/Border mix and was “rescue pull only” from the city shelter.
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a delight when she’s not being a terrorist.
It loops damn near perfectly.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It loops damn near perfectly.
This is gonna do something hilarious if I feed it to the AI bullshit, isn’t it?
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is gonna do something hilarious if I feed it to the AI bullshit, isn’t it?
Oh there are, but it’s just a job now.
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh there are, but it’s just a job now.
I get that look from my dogs all the time. It’s a “really?” expression.
Yes, really, ya short shit.
Yes, really, ya short shit.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I get that look from my dogs all the time. It’s a “really?” expression.
Yes, really, ya short shit.
Yes, really, ya short shit.