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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ
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Just this coyote, you know? (Or dollar store wolf, according to some.)

He/Him/Good Boy. Old enough (to be your dad…)

I live in the state that’s shaped really weird. No, not that one, the other one.

Are you gonna eat that?
I had this hilariously wrong result.

It’s good to know Docker isn’t going anywhere even tho Levi Strauss company sold the project.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
When you get your weapons from the ACME catalog.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh you need to reach your friend?
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Got a little MIDI/DAW controller to play around with and… uh… seriously?
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh no, he’s budding off.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I was walking dogs for the rescue’s boarding and this one was broken. Wrong end up all the time.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Uh, question answered?
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m sorry, did they really… um… erect… a statue of Link riding Sidon?

Yes, yes they did.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’d just like make the point that’s not typical. I don’t want people thinking planes aren’t safe. Planes going around the world all the time and rarely does this kind of thing happen.

Was this one safe?

I was thinking more about the other ones. The ones where the engines don’t fall off.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey you.
Go take a bath, you’re s t i m k y.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“What are orange cats really like?”

Well…
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Welp, I learned how to do my own brake job today.

Didn’t plan on it, but one of the rear pads came off the backing plate. Sounded like a handful of gravel and young duck in a blender, and was chewing up the rotor.

Let’s not talk about the rounded-off lug nut the last place left me with. Fuckers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You think they know what they’re doing with scenes like this?

Yeah, I think they do…

…even did the “click twice” thing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Picked up #totk yesterday and I know I’m late to the party but I did not realize you build things.

And I do mean… THINGS
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yeah… he just told me a bunch of riddles to get me naked… didn’t he?
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ahahahaha everyone is getting their jabs in. The German company that makes the ladder truck they used ran a funny ad too.
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sorry not sorry I stole it.
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What *does* the fox say?
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The foxloaf
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is some grass ok too?
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I took my loaflet to doggie day care she would get kicked out before I left the barking lot.

She would herd the dogs and bite the people. Corgi/Border mix and was “rescue pull only” from the city shelter.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s a delight when she’s not being a terrorist.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It loops damn near perfectly.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is gonna do something hilarious if I feed it to the AI bullshit, isn’t it?
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh there are, but it’s just a job now.
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I get that look from my dogs all the time. It’s a “really?” expression.

Yes, really, ya short shit.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM