Local theater cancelled their screening of Eyes Wide Shut for tomorrow because of some snow.
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Local theater cancelled their screening of Eyes Wide Shut for tomorrow because of some snow.
I love my brother. He’s forcing my brother to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force just after my grandmother funeral.
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love my brother. He’s forcing my brother to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force just after my grandmother funeral.
Manager: “UwU I made a fucky wucky and now you have to work a 13 hour shift UwU”
Me:
Me:
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Manager: “UwU I made a fucky wucky and now you have to work a 13 hour shift UwU”
Me:
Me:
Never has my inability to speak confidently been better captured in a piece of media.
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Never has my inability to speak confidently been better captured in a piece of media.
Doctors hate this one simple trick.
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Doctors hate this one simple trick.
Broke: “Do it for her”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Broke: “Do it for her”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
In a west end town, a dead end world. The eastern boys and
September 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In a west end town, a dead end world. The eastern boys and
This is what I’m aiming for with the rest of my life
July 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is what I’m aiming for with the rest of my life
Don’t speak to me or my dedicated Spotify and email machine ever again
June 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Don’t speak to me or my dedicated Spotify and email machine ever again
When did every body stop fucking with the Austin Powers theme? That’s when we lost it as a society.
June 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
When did every body stop fucking with the Austin Powers theme? That’s when we lost it as a society.
Weather? I hardly know her.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Weather? I hardly know her.
It’s that time of day again.
January 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s that time of day again.
Everything reminds me of him. #freeluigi
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Everything reminds me of him. #freeluigi
Shut the fuck up, you’re annoying as hell.
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Shut the fuck up, you’re annoying as hell.
This happened to my buddy Peter once.
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
This happened to my buddy Peter once.