Santa is going on the naughty list. Bro forgot my Marty Supreme jacket
December 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Santa is going on the naughty list. Bro forgot my Marty Supreme jacket
Restaurants should have a little menu for cigarettes like they do for drinks.
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Restaurants should have a little menu for cigarettes like they do for drinks.
I love my brother. He’s forcing my brother to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force just after my grandmother funeral.
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love my brother. He’s forcing my brother to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force just after my grandmother funeral.
My parents mega-church now accepts stocks and bonds as tithe. Seems wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My parents mega-church now accepts stocks and bonds as tithe. Seems wrong.
The odyssey? More like the Odyussy.
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The odyssey? More like the Odyussy.
I think part of the reason I feel so aimless is because my interests were never cultivated while I was growing up.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think part of the reason I feel so aimless is because my interests were never cultivated while I was growing up.
Feeling like I will quit my job soon (without a backup plan)
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Feeling like I will quit my job soon (without a backup plan)
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alright twin peaks blind watchthrough lets go
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
alright twin peaks blind watchthrough lets go
Manager: “UwU I made a fucky wucky and now you have to work a 13 hour shift UwU”
Me:
Me:
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Manager: “UwU I made a fucky wucky and now you have to work a 13 hour shift UwU”
Me:
Me:
Y’all ever get the depression that makes you eat at Waffle House three days in a row? No? Just me?
a waffle house with a cat on the top of it
ALT: a waffle house with a cat on the top of it
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November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Y’all ever get the depression that makes you eat at Waffle House three days in a row? No? Just me?
I’m not picky. I’d accept a happy birthday message from either Gwimbly or Sarah Sherman. #blessed #humble #birthdayking
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m not picky. I’d accept a happy birthday message from either Gwimbly or Sarah Sherman. #blessed #humble #birthdayking
Stop fence sitting! It’s cowardly and it hurts when there’s a pointy fence in your ass.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Stop fence sitting! It’s cowardly and it hurts when there’s a pointy fence in your ass.
Going to blame the hot coffee I just spilled all over myself lap on karma. Can’t afford to look stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Going to blame the hot coffee I just spilled all over myself lap on karma. Can’t afford to look stupid.
Two wins on the same day? Must be Christmas
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Two wins on the same day? Must be Christmas
Yeah… We’re making the drafts public
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yeah… We’re making the drafts public
Dick Cheney jokes that I’ve been workshopping in honor of today. These are ROUGH drafts
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November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dick Cheney jokes that I’ve been workshopping in honor of today. These are ROUGH drafts
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Never has my inability to speak confidently been better captured in a piece of media.
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Never has my inability to speak confidently been better captured in a piece of media.
Doctors hate this one simple trick.
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Doctors hate this one simple trick.
I’ve got that dog in me. I too hate the sound of a vacuum.
October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve got that dog in me. I too hate the sound of a vacuum.
Broke: “Do it for her”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Broke: “Do it for her”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
Woke: “Do it for this one picture of the invasive Black Carp”
Weekly Bluesky check in
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Weekly Bluesky check in
Department store credit cards call to boomers like a siren’s song
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Department store credit cards call to boomers like a siren’s song
I promise this feed will return to its regularly scheduled programming (being a goober) eventually.
October 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I promise this feed will return to its regularly scheduled programming (being a goober) eventually.