Cowboy Daemon ⛧ Vtuber
@cowboydaemon.bsky.social
⛧ He/Him 38y/o (human years) 🏳️⚧️
⛧ ENVtuber
⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon
⛧ https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], artist, VA
⛧ 🔞 18+ only
⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine
⛧ PFP by frostspecter
⛧ #art
⛧ ENVtuber
⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon
⛧ https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], artist, VA
⛧ 🔞 18+ only
⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine
⛧ PFP by frostspecter
⛧ #art
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Joke of the Day!
I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Joke of the Day!
I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
Joke of the Day!
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Joke of the Day!
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
Joke of the Day! x2
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
Joke of the Day! x2
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
Catboy: Sometimes, when I boil vegetables, it turns blue.
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Catboy: Sometimes, when I boil vegetables, it turns blue.
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
Joke of the Day!
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Joke of the Day!
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
Joke of the Day! x2
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
Joke of the Day!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Joke of the Day!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
Joke of the Day!
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Joke of the Day!
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
Joke of the Day!
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Joke of the Day!
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
So OT now starts next Friday (yippee :/) so if you guys don't see me stream this Friday, I'll see y'all after Christmas! (I'll still try to hop in chats where I can, but I won't be streaming 😔)
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So OT now starts next Friday (yippee :/) so if you guys don't see me stream this Friday, I'll see y'all after Christmas! (I'll still try to hop in chats where I can, but I won't be streaming 😔)
Joke of the Day!
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Joke of the Day!
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
Sorry for no Halo this past Friday; something came up, but also... didn't? (I fuckin hate this apartment complex) Won't be able to continue the Halo series with Everett until after Christmas, because Amazon unfortunately has a choke-hold on it's employees during that time. :/
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sorry for no Halo this past Friday; something came up, but also... didn't? (I fuckin hate this apartment complex) Won't be able to continue the Halo series with Everett until after Christmas, because Amazon unfortunately has a choke-hold on it's employees during that time. :/
Joke of the Day! x2
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
Joke of the Day! x3
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
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My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
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My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Joke of the Day! x3
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
---
My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
---
My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
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In celebration of 300 followers on Twitch a new Raffle begins!
ONE WINNER will be drawn Nov. 8th
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November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
BLOOMS!!!
In celebration of 300 followers on Twitch a new Raffle begins!
ONE WINNER will be drawn Nov. 8th
TO ENTER
- Like + Follow
Reposting is appreciated!!!
If there are more than 20 entries there will be an additional winner drawn!
More info below
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In celebration of 300 followers on Twitch a new Raffle begins!
ONE WINNER will be drawn Nov. 8th
TO ENTER
- Like + Follow
Reposting is appreciated!!!
If there are more than 20 entries there will be an additional winner drawn!
More info below
{ #art #artraffle #vsky #vtuber }
Joke of the Day! x2
Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Joke of the Day! x2
Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Hi I actually have a neat idea that'll start in 2027, and I need to get cracking on it at the beginning of '26. It will be specifically for a kofi membership thing, so uh, be aware of that. 👀
I may not be able to get any merch out in the next year, but best believe I'll be prepping for 2027. I think I would feel better having at least a decent selection before actually trying to sell things.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hi I actually have a neat idea that'll start in 2027, and I need to get cracking on it at the beginning of '26. It will be specifically for a kofi membership thing, so uh, be aware of that. 👀
Joke of the Day!
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Joke of the Day!
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
Joke of the Day! x3
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Joke of the Day! x3
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
Joke of the Day!
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Joke of the Day!
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
Joke of the Day!
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Joke of the Day!
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
Joke of the Day!
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Joke of the Day!
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
Bat Appreciation Week. Appreciate your local bats.
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Bat Appreciation Week. Appreciate your local bats.
Joke of the Day!
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Joke of the Day!
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"