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I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
I enjoy cold weather, but only to a certain degree
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
I wore my noise-canceling headphones to dinner the other night. I thought my partner would be mad, but I didn't hear any complaints.
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve-y
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If your great-grandmother saw me making mashed potatoes out of a box, she would turn over in her gravy.
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
After you die, what's the last part of your body that stops working?
Your pupils. They dilate.
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I pitched a sitcom about airplanes to NBC, but it didn't get picked up. They said it had a bad pilot.
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
Me: What did I say about talking to me?
Catboy: 🥺
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
Don't tell jokes when you're ice-skating. The ice might crack up.
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
Why did the Hulk get kicked out of the Honda dealership?
He was throwing a Fit
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Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
I tried out a new blender today. Results were mixed.
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
If the most popular dog is the golden retriever, are the second and third most popular dogs the silver and bronze retrievers?
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A walkie-talkie
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
How can you tell if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
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Apparently you can't use "beef" as a password. It's not stroganoff.
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
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My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
Which planet does Serena Williams like best?
Venus
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Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested? They committed unspeakable acts.
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My flexibility was no good, so I started doing lunges every day. It was a big step forward for me.
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In celebration of 300 followers on Twitch a new Raffle begins!
ONE WINNER will be drawn Nov. 8th
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Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Dad, why do they call it USB?
--Because USA was already taken.
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My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
My son keeps trying to set the clocks back, but I won't let him. Not on my watch.
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
On the one hand, I broke a finger today. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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Every Halloween, without fail, my dad will say, "I guess October is... Octover!"
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What do you call someone who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Professor X made him a super visor.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year. Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
What did the horse dress up as for Halloween?
A nightmare
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"
What did the invitation to the ghost party say?
"Bring Your Own Boos"