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Hegseth crashing out.
Fredo Corleone: "I'm not an idiot. I'm smart and I want respect!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Pope Leo XIV appears to be singing into a microphone.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Business card: Grand jury votes? No, Indictment!
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Get in loser. We're seizing the fruits of corruption.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Get in loser. We're seizing the fruits of corruption.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Cary Elwes
Because unlike some other James Bonds, I can speak with an English accent.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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John Thune to Dick Durbin after the vote:
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Literally this comic
2 panel comic 1) Man, "Stop immigration so we can take care of our own". 2) Child, "I'm starving". Man, "Fuck off".
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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As was foretold in the prophecy.
Elvis and JFK in "Bubba Ho Tep".
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Hyperbole and a Half drawing "maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit"
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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#cuomo #mcgreevy
If I had a nickel for every disgraced former governor running for mayor this year I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Futurama meme: "First one, then the other."
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Four panel TF2 meme. 1) Bovino, "I fear no man." 2) Bovino, "But that thing..." 3) Children's Halloween parade 4) Bovino, "It scares me."
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The 2 fops from a vintage SNL skit.
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Sarah scribbles comic titled "How I Spend Money." Groceries: "Just the basics." Clothes: "An occasional splurge, but mostly necessities." Household items: "Whichever brands are cheapest." Books: blinged out throwing money in the air.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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An airborne hedgehog captioned "Fly, Iggles, Fly!" This is a portmanteau of der Igel (hedgehog) and the Philadelphia Eagles rally cry.
October 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg?...
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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the year is 3403 AD, crime is legal and cop's are illegal, only one man is willing to break the law to make the law legal again: Crimecop
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Sunday morning on the front lines
A photo of a church meeting. A sign reads "Saint James Commons / The Episcopal Diocese of Chicago"
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM