Anonymous Spokesman
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Five?? Concerts???
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Five?? Concerts???
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me...
Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me", butchered by Google Translate.
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cheap Trick, "I Want You to Want Me", butchered by Google Translate.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Are we excluding the crimes that ICE/CBP committed in this analysis? Armed kidnappings & assaults w/ a deadly weapon are way up.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Are we excluding the crimes that ICE/CBP committed in this analysis? Armed kidnappings & assaults w/ a deadly weapon are way up.
King Missile, "Detachable Penis" (1992)
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
King Missile, "Detachable Penis" (1992)
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First known Rube Goldberg device.
Mysterium Coniunctionis - C. G. Jung - 1963 ebay.us/m/OAvtGz
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
First known Rube Goldberg device.
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The anti-vax anti-Tylenol movement is about 1 year away from re-discovering Reye's Syndrome.
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The anti-vax anti-Tylenol movement is about 1 year away from re-discovering Reye's Syndrome.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
The President is declaring war on Chicago when he should be declaring war on high ACA premiums.
--Dick Durbin (presumably)
--Dick Durbin (presumably)
Trump to top military officials: "I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military. National Guard, but our military. Because we're going into Chicago very soon. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor."
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The President is declaring war on Chicago when he should be declaring war on high ACA premiums.
--Dick Durbin (presumably)
--Dick Durbin (presumably)
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr