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Athieist. Here to learn, advocate for democracy, and fight fascism. Slava Ukraini! #NAFO #FELLA

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I don't care about your OF account.
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Blue Tsunami.

Lets hope Dem leadership doesn't F it up and take all the wrong lessons...
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trump tonight, "FIRE UP MY DIARRHEA PLANE!"
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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wait....."reasonable Republicans"....
isn't that an oxymoron?....like "military intelligence"
or a "deafening silence"?
Inquiring minds.....you know.....
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Donald Trump didn't commemorate Jane Goodall's death with a tribute. But he did fling his feces.
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
He should make sure to invite Santa Claus and the tooth fairy to the table as well, since we're counting on mythical creatures.
Hakeem Jeffries says  "we're urging reasonable Republicans to come to the table."
October 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
In that case, let's spread it far and wide
September 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I knew there were a lot, but damn.
September 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Like a heroin addict, the United States needs to hit rock bottom before it realizes it has a problem.
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Dear people about to be raptured, God has spoken to me and he said that before you get sucked up into the sky, you should sell all of your assets and send the money to me (unless you have something cool). He will let me know, at a later date, how he wants the money spent. Enjoy the Rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Anybody else secretly hoping the Kirk shooter turns out to be a right winger?
September 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Gen X here (73). I voted for Bill Clinton twice, thought he was a good president. But if it comes out that he raped young girls, LET HIM ROT IN PRISON WITH THE REST OF THEM.
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Exactly right. Along with all the other small businesses with any kind of market share. Why else would a president cause a recession on purpose?
Trump wants farmers to go bankrupt so his billionaire buddies can buy up their farms for pennies on the dollar.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is how it's done. We did it here, once upon a time. It was called "the new deal."
September 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Maybe one day, he'll get the Gaddafi treatment.
September 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A government, truly, of the people, by the people, for the people, would make doing shit like this illegal.
Cancer drug Revlimid is one of the bestselling pharmaceutical products of all time, with total sales of over $100 billion.

It’s also extraordinarily expensive, costing nearly $1,000 for each pill, even though that pill costs just 25 cents to make.

(Published May 2025)
The Price of Remission: This Cancer Drug Saves Lives — but Costs a Fortune. I Wanted to Know Why.
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
September 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
LMOA. Now I know what a talking garbage disposal would sound like.
My garbage disposal is saying vaccines aren’t safe. Wait, that’s the TV.
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ever wonder why recessions happen mostly under Republican administrations? Here me out. The Republican party is the party of big business. Always has been, always will be. Small businesses don't weather recessions very well. Big business can come in and buy up market share or just wait them out.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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#TrumpIsDead #trumpdead 🤷‍♀️
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This reminds me of the whales trying to sink yachts.

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September 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Belly laughing!! LOL!😂
Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,
August 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If it turns out that he's still alive in the morning, you can blame me. I'm not that lucky.
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
How will they tell that he's dead? Certainly not by the smell.
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM