Joel
covfefe.bsky.social
Joel
@covfefe.bsky.social
he/him ✡️ 🏳️‍🌈 Ally ♀️ Pro-Choice. Procrastination Influencer. Lefty (Politically and Handedly)
http://instagram.com/jamlivedotorg/
Difficult decision but I'm gonna have to pass on the candy corn
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Brawndo's got electrolytes...It's what plants crave!
September 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
June 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He does accept pardons though
May 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Greensboro is America's 69th most populous city and it is right next to Horneytown and Climax
May 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Meanwhile the stock market dropped another 2200 points today
April 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Not only will the tariffs make purchasing foreign goods prohibitively expensive, but the dollar going in the sh*tter will exacerbate that.
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just ask Elon...the family that does k together does not stay together
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Chag Sameach tribe!
March 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Maybe time with y'all to retire the Royal family. It's setting a bad example for the kids 😂
March 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
2 years ago, back when I was the one casting a long shadow over this country
March 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The guy started a failed coup and not only got off without serving a day in jail but he has gotten $35 mil for the emotional damage caused to him by taking away his social media accounts.
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Dodge kid?
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alien ship: Greetings, people of Earth
Trump: 25% tariff on all extraterrestrial products!
Alien ship:
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
they just need to address it respectfully
January 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Elon Musk's next move...wearing a klan hood and the ADL telling us that wasn't what he meant
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
5 Years
60 Months
260.857 Weeks
1,826 Days
43,824 Hours
2,629,440 Minutes
157,766,400 Seconds

Not in recovery, but an ally to my friends who are. Just took a "break" and realized I didn't need it in my life.
January 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Used AI to delete the neighbors lol
January 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Ahh well I guess the upside of being a small account wherever I go is I avoid attracting a troll army 😂 I guess it's good to stay grounded in reality, even when reality isn't always looking so hot these days! Passed through your neck of the woods a few weeks ago coming back from Hanging Rock
November 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 AM
POV: You're a sober person with no tolerance to drugs but the Doc's got you hepped up on steroids
November 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Someone soiled his and could use a change
August 30, 2023 at 4:14 AM
August 25, 2023 at 1:26 AM