Joel
@covfefe.bsky.social
he/him ✡️ 🏳️🌈 Ally ♀️ Pro-Choice. Procrastination Influencer. Lefty (Politically and Handedly)
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Difficult decision but I'm gonna have to pass on the candy corn
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Difficult decision but I'm gonna have to pass on the candy corn
Brawndo's got electrolytes...It's what plants crave!
September 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Brawndo's got electrolytes...It's what plants crave!
“If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller but left him for Elon Musk."
a woman is laughing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is laughing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller but left him for Elon Musk."
I hope I never go missing because I don't want everyone to see my weight on the missing persons poster
May 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hope I never go missing because I don't want everyone to see my weight on the missing persons poster
Greensboro is America's 69th most populous city and it is right next to Horneytown and Climax
May 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Greensboro is America's 69th most populous city and it is right next to Horneytown and Climax
Social media for introverts:
"No one sees, reacts or comments on my posts. How sad."
and then:
"My post inexplicably got views, likes and replies. Omg people are so cringe why did I ever want to engage with them?"
"No one sees, reacts or comments on my posts. How sad."
and then:
"My post inexplicably got views, likes and replies. Omg people are so cringe why did I ever want to engage with them?"
April 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Social media for introverts:
"No one sees, reacts or comments on my posts. How sad."
and then:
"My post inexplicably got views, likes and replies. Omg people are so cringe why did I ever want to engage with them?"
"No one sees, reacts or comments on my posts. How sad."
and then:
"My post inexplicably got views, likes and replies. Omg people are so cringe why did I ever want to engage with them?"
Meanwhile the stock market dropped another 2200 points today
April 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Meanwhile the stock market dropped another 2200 points today
Not only will the tariffs make purchasing foreign goods prohibitively expensive, but the dollar going in the sh*tter will exacerbate that.
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Not only will the tariffs make purchasing foreign goods prohibitively expensive, but the dollar going in the sh*tter will exacerbate that.
Just ask Elon...the family that does k together does not stay together
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just ask Elon...the family that does k together does not stay together
Looking forward to seeing @stevehofstetter.bsky.social tonight!
White supremacists hiding the achievements of non-white people is a pretty good indication that they know white people aren’t supreme.
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Looking forward to seeing @stevehofstetter.bsky.social tonight!
Make America Great Depression Again! #MAGDA www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/i...
US stocks drop after Trump says he won’t rule out a recession | CNN Business
US stocks opened sharply lower Monday after President Donald Trump said the US economy would see “a period of transition” and refused to rule out a recession, in an interview that aired Sunday.
www.cnn.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Make America Great Depression Again! #MAGDA www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/i...
Took police 1 hour, 14 minutes and 8 seconds to respond to the Uvalde school shooting, but they can stake out the Women's bathroom at an Arizona Walmart to stop women they don't deem feminine enough from using it.
March 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Took police 1 hour, 14 minutes and 8 seconds to respond to the Uvalde school shooting, but they can stake out the Women's bathroom at an Arizona Walmart to stop women they don't deem feminine enough from using it.
2 years ago, back when I was the one casting a long shadow over this country
March 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
2 years ago, back when I was the one casting a long shadow over this country
Asked digital assistant lady what the weather tomorrow is and, unsolicited she proceeds to tell me tomorrow's weather in Palm Beach where it's going to be 28 degrees warmer. Cruel, just cruel...but you know I'd rather freeze my tuchus off than spend 5 minutes at Mar-a-Lago.
February 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Asked digital assistant lady what the weather tomorrow is and, unsolicited she proceeds to tell me tomorrow's weather in Palm Beach where it's going to be 28 degrees warmer. Cruel, just cruel...but you know I'd rather freeze my tuchus off than spend 5 minutes at Mar-a-Lago.
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When “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins
February 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins
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Vaccines DO NOT cause autism.
But what the autistic people in your life hear when you spread that widely debunked misinformation is that you would prefer to have a child die a painful death from eradicated communicable disease than to be like them.
That's nasty work.
Hope this helps!
But what the autistic people in your life hear when you spread that widely debunked misinformation is that you would prefer to have a child die a painful death from eradicated communicable disease than to be like them.
That's nasty work.
Hope this helps!
February 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Vaccines DO NOT cause autism.
But what the autistic people in your life hear when you spread that widely debunked misinformation is that you would prefer to have a child die a painful death from eradicated communicable disease than to be like them.
That's nasty work.
Hope this helps!
But what the autistic people in your life hear when you spread that widely debunked misinformation is that you would prefer to have a child die a painful death from eradicated communicable disease than to be like them.
That's nasty work.
Hope this helps!
🎵When I get off of this mountain
You know where I want to go?
Straight down the Mississippi River
To the Gulf of Mexico🎵
You know where I want to go?
Straight down the Mississippi River
To the Gulf of Mexico🎵
February 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
🎵When I get off of this mountain
You know where I want to go?
Straight down the Mississippi River
To the Gulf of Mexico🎵
You know where I want to go?
Straight down the Mississippi River
To the Gulf of Mexico🎵
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Alien ship: Greetings, people of Earth
Trump: 25% tariff on all extraterrestrial products!
Alien ship:
Trump: 25% tariff on all extraterrestrial products!
Alien ship:
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Alien ship: Greetings, people of Earth
Trump: 25% tariff on all extraterrestrial products!
Alien ship:
Trump: 25% tariff on all extraterrestrial products!
Alien ship:
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on this day in 1960 "protesting a segregated lunch counter at a Woolworth's in Greensboro, North Carolina, four African Americans began a sit-in; its success led to a wider sit-in movement throughout the South." Let us do our part today in fight for equality and justice.
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
on this day in 1960 "protesting a segregated lunch counter at a Woolworth's in Greensboro, North Carolina, four African Americans began a sit-in; its success led to a wider sit-in movement throughout the South." Let us do our part today in fight for equality and justice.
Elon Musk's next move...wearing a klan hood and the ADL telling us that wasn't what he meant
January 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Elon Musk's next move...wearing a klan hood and the ADL telling us that wasn't what he meant
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Shalom Enemies! Thank you for calling the Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline, how can we help with your delusions today?
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
The Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shalom Enemies! Thank you for calling the Elder Millennials of Zion: Elon Apologist Hotline, how can we help with your delusions today?
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...
youtube.com/shorts/rfgWU...