Or that person you’ve met seventeen times. “What’s their name again?”

I played the trumpet. I purchased one a few months ago looking to get back into it. Now, I just need a mute so I don’t drive people insane.

This is embarrassing to admit but when I was in fifth grade, I glanced at a short article for a current events paper. I saw the word pollution and that’s what I wrote the paper about.

Turns out, it was an article about population.

I was ashamed and never did that again.

This reminds me of that.

Congratulations.