Or that person you’ve met seventeen times. “What’s their name again?”

I played the trumpet. I purchased one a few months ago looking to get back into it. Now, I just need a mute so I don’t drive people insane.

This is embarrassing to admit but when I was in fifth grade, I glanced at a short article for a current events paper. I saw the word pollution and that’s what I wrote the paper about.

Turns out, it was an article about population.

I was ashamed and never did that again.

This reminds me of that.

Hi, I’m God.

I love progressives.
I love liberals.
I love atheists.
I love religious people.

Who I despise is extremists of every ilk who demand we all hate each other forever.

Get fucked.

I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

Congratulations.

First post.

I've scrolled through my home timeline for about ten minutes and have yet to see any kind of posts like you would see on X. Already a win.