Courtneyisnowhere
@courtneyisnowhere.bsky.social
My son is also called Bort.
What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??
Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.
Politics live has gone weird
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Politics live has gone weird
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The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications'
But it is just facts.
But it is just facts.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications'
But it is just facts.
But it is just facts.
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“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY
August 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY
I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.
August 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.
The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good
August 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good
Just if anyone was enquiring;
No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.
No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.
August 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just if anyone was enquiring;
No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.
No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room
There is a police helicopter overhead
The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour
So feeling FUCKING RELAXED
Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.
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At the centre of the unassuming A-roads linking Vauxhall, Oval and Stockwell, @bronmaher.bsky.social reports from the chemsex core of ‘The Tina Triangle’.
www.the-fence.com/the-tina-tri...
www.the-fence.com/the-tina-tri...
The Tina Triangle
The Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens
www.the-fence.com
August 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
At the centre of the unassuming A-roads linking Vauxhall, Oval and Stockwell, @bronmaher.bsky.social reports from the chemsex core of ‘The Tina Triangle’.
www.the-fence.com/the-tina-tri...
www.the-fence.com/the-tina-tri...
Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.
July 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.
@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.
July 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.
Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey
July 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey
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Never had the privilege is quite the statement
REPORTER: What caused the breach between you and Epstein?
TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.
TRUMP: That's such old history. Very easy to explain, but I don't want to waste your time by explaining it. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said 'don't ever do that again.' I never went to the island.
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Never had the privilege is quite the statement
The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now
July 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now
Honestly, as the Z’s would say, the millennial urge to just give up
July 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Honestly, as the Z’s would say, the millennial urge to just give up
Fuming at having to go to bed for being a grown up fucks sake
July 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fuming at having to go to bed for being a grown up fucks sake
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“why would someone need pre-boiled eggs” “why would someone need grocery delivery services” disabled people exist ! anytime you see something that makes life easier its probably beneficial for disabled people !
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“why would someone need pre-boiled eggs” “why would someone need grocery delivery services” disabled people exist ! anytime you see something that makes life easier its probably beneficial for disabled people !
Mmm Frogface Farage is on telly blathering about ripping off Giuliani’s broken windows policy. He’s very shiny. Like he’s wiped his face in Crisco.
July 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Mmm Frogface Farage is on telly blathering about ripping off Giuliani’s broken windows policy. He’s very shiny. Like he’s wiped his face in Crisco.
I could be doing so many other things right now.
Like.
Making more St Marks solution.
Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ)
Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest
Like.
Making more St Marks solution.
Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ)
Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest
July 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I could be doing so many other things right now.
Like.
Making more St Marks solution.
Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ)
Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest
Like.
Making more St Marks solution.
Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ)
Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest
Where is this goddamn thunderstorm
I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape
I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Where is this goddamn thunderstorm
I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape
I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape
It is 2.15am.
If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.
If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.
July 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is 2.15am.
If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.
If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.
At what time can I yell at people on the balcony on a Friday
July 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
At what time can I yell at people on the balcony on a Friday
YES PLZ. Continuing my quest of seeing everything this guy has ever made with abandon. Without abandon? What’s the saying? Ah fuggit.
Watch the official trailer for Luca Guadagnino's After the Hunt, starring Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield and Julia Roberts 👀
In theaters October 17 via Amazon MGM Studios.
In theaters October 17 via Amazon MGM Studios.
July 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
YES PLZ. Continuing my quest of seeing everything this guy has ever made with abandon. Without abandon? What’s the saying? Ah fuggit.