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Courtney Burton
@courtneyb77.bsky.social
Artist, Writer, Mom
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Read "Fish Commercial" written by @mczyzniejewski.bsky.social and illustrated by @courtneyburton.bsky.social.

"I was sitting on the bed in my hotel in Amsterdam when the fish commercial came on. Geena was in the bathroom. I had the TV on because I was nervous..."

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Fish Commercial — Ghost Parachute
I was sitting on the bed in my hotel in Amsterdam when the fish commercial came on. Geena was in the bathroom. I had the TV on because I was nervous—she’d only been in there a minute, but it felt like...
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October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Read "Gigging Bullfrogs in Hell" written by @kiptain.bsky.social and illustrated by @courtneyburton.bsky.social.

"I can’t say I’m all that surprised I ended up in Hell after I died, but things are really starting to look up."

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Gigging Bullfrogs in Hell — Ghost Parachute
I can’t say I’m all that surprised I ended up in Hell after I died, but things are really starting to look up. I admit that I had to fight through some pretty formidable foes with nothing more than a ...
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October 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Thrilled to kick off @flashfrog.bsky.social's Frogtober with a ghost story! Thanks to @ericscottryon.bsky.social, and thanks to my bud, @courtneyb77.bsky.social, for absolutely perfect art; shout out to her and @kimmagowan.bsky.social for the early eyes on the piece.
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Collision by Michael Czyzniejewski
Light my candles in a daze ‘cause I’ve found God. —Nirvana, “Lithium” The hardest part about being a ghost is getting over the sex, as in watching the living go at it. It’s ironic because when you …
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October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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here's a rare baby photo of mark zuckerberg
January 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM