Courtney Amazon
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Courtney Amazon
@courtneyamazon.bsky.social
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Me: This paycheck, I’ll be responsible.
My heart: Treat yourself.
My wallet: Don’t.
Amazon: Your order has shipped.
Me: …I didn’t even click anything.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Financial domination, but it's just me making you a tight budget and you following it.
August 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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your morning reminder
February 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Paying rent just to exist in the same 6x3 ft spot on my bed like a phone on 1%.
February 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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😷
January 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Free #brat pass. Claim yours today.
November 20, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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People who don’t use headphones in public deserve the electric chair 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Just a heads up for those of you telling me to “cry harder” right now…

When your special needs child can’t get the services they need because the school cut the program, and your other child who is lucky enough to be able to travel the 25 miles to the closest school gets measles…
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM