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Me: This paycheck, I’ll be responsible.
My heart: Treat yourself.
My wallet: Don’t.
Amazon: Your order has shipped.
Me: …I didn’t even click anything.
My heart: Treat yourself.
My wallet: Don’t.
Amazon: Your order has shipped.
Me: …I didn’t even click anything.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me: This paycheck, I’ll be responsible.
My heart: Treat yourself.
My wallet: Don’t.
Amazon: Your order has shipped.
Me: …I didn’t even click anything.
My heart: Treat yourself.
My wallet: Don’t.
Amazon: Your order has shipped.
Me: …I didn’t even click anything.
Financial domination, but it's just me making you a tight budget and you following it.
August 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Financial domination, but it's just me making you a tight budget and you following it.
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your morning reminder
February 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
your morning reminder
Paying rent just to exist in the same 6x3 ft spot on my bed like a phone on 1%.
February 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Paying rent just to exist in the same 6x3 ft spot on my bed like a phone on 1%.
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People who don’t use headphones in public deserve the electric chair 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 PM
People who don’t use headphones in public deserve the electric chair 🙂
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Just a heads up for those of you telling me to “cry harder” right now…
When your special needs child can’t get the services they need because the school cut the program, and your other child who is lucky enough to be able to travel the 25 miles to the closest school gets measles…
When your special needs child can’t get the services they need because the school cut the program, and your other child who is lucky enough to be able to travel the 25 miles to the closest school gets measles…
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Just a heads up for those of you telling me to “cry harder” right now…
When your special needs child can’t get the services they need because the school cut the program, and your other child who is lucky enough to be able to travel the 25 miles to the closest school gets measles…
When your special needs child can’t get the services they need because the school cut the program, and your other child who is lucky enough to be able to travel the 25 miles to the closest school gets measles…