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courtney
@courtney.tech
Senior Director of Engineering at Yahoo
Angel Investor & Advisor | 1922 | views = mine
♡: Los Angeles
♥: Prev. AdTech & Consumer Platforms @ Spotify, Twitter, NYTimes
♡: USC, Johns Hopkins Univ
🐦: twitter.com/couturefreak
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It’s looking like the apocalypse.
January 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Stay vigilant, friends.
January 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Domain name registration used to cost $9.99.

And “Wendy’s nuggets used to cost 99 cents.”
December 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Astra Lumina
December 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Just left my work phone in the car for a family event. BIG STEPS, y’all.
December 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I need Barack Obama to join us on Bluesky!
December 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Hip hop: 2pac
Best 90s artist?
December 9, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Best 90s artist?
December 8, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Then they want to be able to expunge pardoned federal offenses - allows the orange guy to charge a little extra to expunge the records of the weirdos who pay for pardons. www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...
December 2, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The Modern Firearm Safety Act is about preventing the enforcement of safety features on handguns. You can't make this shit up. www.congress.gov/bill/118th-c...
www.congress.gov
December 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Also… Cowboys! 🙌🏾 💙
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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MUSTAAAAAAARD
I had too much fun making this
🤣🤣🤣
#djmustard #GNX #animalcrossing
November 26, 2024 at 10:51 AM
When “Freak Me” by Silk…comes on during the family Thanksgiving dinner…
November 29, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Cowboys.
November 29, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Happy Day of Thanks!
November 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
How many of us will run around the house stashing the family’s belongings… to hide the fact that you live in your home? 👋
November 27, 2024 at 5:02 PM
8 piercings - not including my tongue and belly button which i let close, and 3 tats.
next year: one more piercing and 2 more tattoos
How many piercings & tattoos yall got?
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 AM
*in the car*
Me: Why is the freeway so empty?
Him: People are at Church
Me: “…Where two or more are gathered…”
Him: 😐
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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We should redesign cities for autonomous kids, not autonomous cars.
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
My neighbors suddenly have chickens in their backyard this morning and I have questions.
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM