CourgetteOfCalamity
@courgette.bsky.social
Loudly confused and caught on door handles. Evil genius prone to distraction by tofu. Occasional cyclist. Vampiric tendencies: undateable, unlovable, undead 🧛♀️
He's a snoozy kitten.
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He's a snoozy kitten.
Think I'll follow the cat's example and have a nap on the sofa. First, I need to make myself a napping-nest.
May 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Think I'll follow the cat's example and have a nap on the sofa. First, I need to make myself a napping-nest.
"I have eaten, mother, now leave me to slumber in my nest while the rainfall soothes me to my dreams." Wish I was a cat...
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"I have eaten, mother, now leave me to slumber in my nest while the rainfall soothes me to my dreams." Wish I was a cat...
Smudge says it's bedtime
March 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Smudge says it's bedtime
"Treats? I'm sure I heard the treats bag. Give me treats!"
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Treats? I'm sure I heard the treats bag. Give me treats!"
"Mother, I am starving. It has been many, many hours since my last meal, and I'm wasting away" - Smudge, approximately half an hour after scoffing his food.
February 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Mother, I am starving. It has been many, many hours since my last meal, and I'm wasting away" - Smudge, approximately half an hour after scoffing his food.
This stealthy hunter just landed on my bed with all the grace and aplomb of an especially large elephant
February 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This stealthy hunter just landed on my bed with all the grace and aplomb of an especially large elephant
Mr Mortimer is looking very glamorous at the moment.
February 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mr Mortimer is looking very glamorous at the moment.
Hard week at work. Glad to get home and pop my feet into my comfy slippers
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hard week at work. Glad to get home and pop my feet into my comfy slippers
I have a poorly boy with pancreatitis. He's also very unhappy as he's under house arrest for the foreseeable future.
February 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I have a poorly boy with pancreatitis. He's also very unhappy as he's under house arrest for the foreseeable future.
The cat has decided he's in love with someone who isn't me. Furry traitor!
January 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The cat has decided he's in love with someone who isn't me. Furry traitor!
Happy New Year from Smudge & I. Here's hoping 2025 is well- behaved for us all.
December 31, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Happy New Year from Smudge & I. Here's hoping 2025 is well- behaved for us all.
@whingewhingewine.co.uk I've found a solution to your cheese knife woes - the sausage and cheese guillotine!
December 31, 2024 at 2:08 PM
@whingewhingewine.co.uk I've found a solution to your cheese knife woes - the sausage and cheese guillotine!
A last-ditch attempt at sorting out my chaos. Interestingly, I used to be organised AF until I met my abusive ex. ADHD is aggravated by trauma. I wonder how those two things are related? 🤔
December 27, 2024 at 12:08 PM
A last-ditch attempt at sorting out my chaos. Interestingly, I used to be organised AF until I met my abusive ex. ADHD is aggravated by trauma. I wonder how those two things are related? 🤔
Sofa-blanket time. Doesn't match the sofa in the slightest (mainly because sofa was free), but I like it and I'm now warm again. Yippee!
December 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Sofa-blanket time. Doesn't match the sofa in the slightest (mainly because sofa was free), but I like it and I'm now warm again. Yippee!
"No, I'm not moving so you can get up to pee"
December 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
"No, I'm not moving so you can get up to pee"
Blanket thief!
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Blanket thief!
Not sure about this cup. "Don't drop litter, throw it in the sea and murder turtles"?
December 2, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Not sure about this cup. "Don't drop litter, throw it in the sea and murder turtles"?
Made it to Disneyland Paris. Don't recommend having only an hour of sleep the night before, but it was on a Jumbulance, so I got to snooze
December 1, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Made it to Disneyland Paris. Don't recommend having only an hour of sleep the night before, but it was on a Jumbulance, so I got to snooze
Feeling festive this evening.
November 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Feeling festive this evening.
It's cold. I'm wearing a blanket for work. Maybe I should get an over-bed desk? 🤔
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 AM
It's cold. I'm wearing a blanket for work. Maybe I should get an over-bed desk? 🤔
In other news, POPSY's final Disneyland Paris trip is 2 weeks today! Pic from the last trip - everyone, this is my son Tomos (and manky monkey, who has now been replaced as THE must-have toy by stinky squid)
November 17, 2024 at 11:37 AM
In other news, POPSY's final Disneyland Paris trip is 2 weeks today! Pic from the last trip - everyone, this is my son Tomos (and manky monkey, who has now been replaced as THE must-have toy by stinky squid)