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CourgetteOfCalamity
@courgette.bsky.social
Loudly confused and caught on door handles. Evil genius prone to distraction by tofu. Occasional cyclist. Vampiric tendencies: undateable, unlovable, undead 🧛‍♀️
Fundraising for Upper and Lower school Playgrounds- if you can donate a couple of £, it's for an amazing special needs school:
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraisin...
Fundraising for Upper and Lower school Playgrounds
I am raising money for a charitable cause that is very important to me so please donate and help me reach my target.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hello!
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He's a snoozy kitten.
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think I've accidentally engaged my brain's night mode. Oh dear. Tomorrow will be a long day in work.
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm cycling 175 miles this week to raise money for four very good causes: NSPCC's Childline, Save The Children, The Teenage Cancer Trust, and Nordoff & Robbins. Please sponsor me if you can, and help make life better for children everywhere. Thank you 🙂

sportsgiving.co.uk/sponsorship/...
SportsGiving - Entry: Emma Johnson
Emma Johnson is fundraising for charity. Visit their fundraising page to sponsor them online now!
sportsgiving.co.uk
June 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Think I'll follow the cat's example and have a nap on the sofa. First, I need to make myself a napping-nest.
May 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Is 8pm too early to go to bed on a Friday night?
May 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"I have eaten, mother, now leave me to slumber in my nest while the rainfall soothes me to my dreams." Wish I was a cat...
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Smudge says it's bedtime
March 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Handed in my notice for my part-time job today. Feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Plenty of overtime at my main job, and they genuinely appreciate and care for their staff.
March 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Do I really have to get out of my nice warm bed to go out in the cold? This seems unfair.
March 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
A certain someone's been busy in the studio with his guitar. It's a bit soft for my liking, but he promises he's having more input on the next one 🤘

open.spotify.com/album/7Dch1F...
...And Then There Were Three...
Too Much Perspective · Album · 2025 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Treats? I'm sure I heard the treats bag. Give me treats!"
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ok, that's it. I've had quite enough for one day. I'm rather tired from my feline alarm clock malfunctioning and repeatedly landing on my head in the middle of the night, so I'm just going to cry in the corner for a bit, then go to bed early. Night-night!
March 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
At that level of tiredness where I'm considering sleeping on the sofa because going upstairs to bed seems like hard work.
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I really should dig myself out from under this snuggly warm blanket on the sofa, and go finish my assignment.
February 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Mother, I am starving. It has been many, many hours since my last meal, and I'm wasting away" - Smudge, approximately half an hour after scoffing his food.
February 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My poor brain has run out of braining energy mid-maths assignment. That must mean it's time to eat!
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This stealthy hunter just landed on my bed with all the grace and aplomb of an especially large elephant
February 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mr Mortimer is looking very glamorous at the moment.
February 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hard week at work. Glad to get home and pop my feet into my comfy slippers
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I have a poorly boy with pancreatitis. He's also very unhappy as he's under house arrest for the foreseeable future.
February 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Definitely hungry. Belly rumbled so loud, it woke the cat 🤣
January 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Today's pondering: am I actually hungry, or do I just think I am?
January 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM