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While not an actual imbecile in real life, I play one on social media.
Was the Jerry Lewis oil spurting model unavailable?
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Was the Jerry Lewis oil spurting model unavailable?
Trump granted the shooter asylum in 2025 after thorough vetting from his 2024 application (CNN, CBS & BBC). So, in Trump-time, it's Biden's problem if not Obama's. Don't worry though, they have it covered now.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump granted the shooter asylum in 2025 after thorough vetting from his 2024 application (CNN, CBS & BBC). So, in Trump-time, it's Biden's problem if not Obama's. Don't worry though, they have it covered now.
Let's read a book.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Let's read a book.
This guy had the temerity to call someone "piggy"?
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This guy had the temerity to call someone "piggy"?
Maybe you can handle Germany.
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Maybe you can handle Germany.
Probably no big deal what with TERRORIST frogs overrunning war ravaged hellholes, but has anyone noticed that 1 of our defense plants exploded in TN today? No mention of anyone in frog suits. Did I mention TERRORISM? Our guy is likely all over it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Probably no big deal what with TERRORIST frogs overrunning war ravaged hellholes, but has anyone noticed that 1 of our defense plants exploded in TN today? No mention of anyone in frog suits. Did I mention TERRORISM? Our guy is likely all over it.
That would equate to a vast conspiracy of an extinct species (or two) to organize the overthrow of the government iallowing Trump to use the military to battle dinosaurs on the streets.
October 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That would equate to a vast conspiracy of an extinct species (or two) to organize the overthrow of the government iallowing Trump to use the military to battle dinosaurs on the streets.
With the brain drain from the FBI and new Pentagon restrictions, I'm guessing it's about time for this fucker to get a chance to really screw up.
Anyone taking bets?
What are odds on "Russia crashes US power grid so we freeze to death in the dark of winter?"
Anyone taking bets?
What are odds on "Russia crashes US power grid so we freeze to death in the dark of winter?"
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
With the brain drain from the FBI and new Pentagon restrictions, I'm guessing it's about time for this fucker to get a chance to really screw up.
Anyone taking bets?
What are odds on "Russia crashes US power grid so we freeze to death in the dark of winter?"
Anyone taking bets?
What are odds on "Russia crashes US power grid so we freeze to death in the dark of winter?"
AOC is being charitable at 4'10.'' The concept she's graciously avoiding is "homonculus." An illustration:
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AOC is being charitable at 4'10.'' The concept she's graciously avoiding is "homonculus." An illustration:
Hit that Death Star.
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hit that Death Star.
Cartoon shit for craven little shit weasels who will never understand that trinkets are not what yield performance.
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cartoon shit for craven little shit weasels who will never understand that trinkets are not what yield performance.
We are totally getting there. . .
October 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We are totally getting there. . .
As a matter of convenience:
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
As a matter of convenience:
We're working on it.
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We're working on it.
2/2 Teenage girls worry less how they look than the typical fascist. Image is crucial where substance is wanting. That being said, I don't know what the hell's happening here:
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
2/2 Teenage girls worry less how they look than the typical fascist. Image is crucial where substance is wanting. That being said, I don't know what the hell's happening here:
Exactly, but notice how the Trump mugshot has gradually been altered from the original. The brow is bolked and hairline lowered atop a face widened to give him a more expansive tough guy look. The Bill-Nighy-about-to-be-struck-by-a-lorry eyes have been supplied an artificial wisdom. 1/2
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Exactly, but notice how the Trump mugshot has gradually been altered from the original. The brow is bolked and hairline lowered atop a face widened to give him a more expansive tough guy look. The Bill-Nighy-about-to-be-struck-by-a-lorry eyes have been supplied an artificial wisdom. 1/2
In fairness, she stood where she got the greatest wind effect on her tresses based on the ventilation then and there existing.
September 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
In fairness, she stood where she got the greatest wind effect on her tresses based on the ventilation then and there existing.