The Daring Count Raccoonula
@countraccoonula.bsky.social
Passionate about fitness, conservation, gardening, and imagining I am on a quest to find the chalice.
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‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
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RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
We made it to fuckin Friday dude.
a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face and a blurred background .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face and a blurred background .
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January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
We made it to fuckin Friday dude.
Another AI.product for your money and consideration- small robot that rolls aimlessly around your house saying "fuck" and using your credit card to buy copies of Steven seagal movies. It deliberately gets in the way when you're trying to get to the bathroom.
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Another AI.product for your money and consideration- small robot that rolls aimlessly around your house saying "fuck" and using your credit card to buy copies of Steven seagal movies. It deliberately gets in the way when you're trying to get to the bathroom.
Here's my CES product for your endorsement and venture capital. A small rolling robot with an incredibly powerful speaker built into the chassis. Every four hours the robot finds a place to hide, then plays a loop of incoherent human screaming at an insanely high volume for five minutes.
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Here's my CES product for your endorsement and venture capital. A small rolling robot with an incredibly powerful speaker built into the chassis. Every four hours the robot finds a place to hide, then plays a loop of incoherent human screaming at an insanely high volume for five minutes.
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Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
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Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Is there a blue sky page dedicated to Stephen seagall after he got fat and started looking like overweight kung fu dracula. If not I'll make it
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Is there a blue sky page dedicated to Stephen seagall after he got fat and started looking like overweight kung fu dracula. If not I'll make it
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Titus is Captain of the second company once again we stay winning, fuck Leandros.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Titus is Captain of the second company once again we stay winning, fuck Leandros.
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Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
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Since hunting season began, 76 wolves have been killed in MT and with over 3.5 months of the season still ahead, this number could rise even higher.
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since hunting season began, 76 wolves have been killed in MT and with over 3.5 months of the season still ahead, this number could rise even higher.
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
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New: cops used Flock AI-enabled cameras to monitor No Kings protests around the country. Also monitored No Hands protests and protests against DOGE.
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
Cops Used Flock to Monitor No Kings Protests Around the Country
A massive cache of Flock lookups collated by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) shows as many as 50 federal, state, and local agencies used Flock during protests over the last year.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
New: cops used Flock AI-enabled cameras to monitor No Kings protests around the country. Also monitored No Hands protests and protests against DOGE.
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
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MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
I feel like MMA turned martial arts into football with no ball. You used to get into martial arts because you wanted to be fit and learn how to look cool. Now you get into it because Joe Rogan says it makes your Weiner grow and serves as a great way to network with steroid salesmen.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I feel like MMA turned martial arts into football with no ball. You used to get into martial arts because you wanted to be fit and learn how to look cool. Now you get into it because Joe Rogan says it makes your Weiner grow and serves as a great way to network with steroid salesmen.
Today is brought to you by tarantula people. All of the rage of a tarantula, with the strength and rage of a muscular lucha libre.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Today is brought to you by tarantula people. All of the rage of a tarantula, with the strength and rage of a muscular lucha libre.
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/