Liz Thurmond
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Liz Thurmond
@countmystars.bsky.social
TV/screen/audio writer, copyeditor, witch. Nerdy shit forever. She/her.

http://www.thurmondediting.com
This is my favorite “celebrities that are secretly immortals” theory.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
CURSED. I was so enjoying sleeping all the way through the night but I’ve been waking up twice a night the past few nights because the house gets so warm during the day that it doesn’t cool off enough at night to sleep despite what temperature it is outside.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is Daniel Maslany. “What if Tat was tall and a boy?” Unsettling family resemblance there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
IDK about the suburbs but this is absolutely correct about the small college town I’m from

32 year olds out there with a house and tenure and kids in fifth grade and stress-induced grey hair

32 year olds in LA renting with roommates and don’t have a foothold in their career yet
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you need to put this warning on your product, maybe you shouldn’t use wooden lids for jar candles.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
No work, only cat.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is exactly it and this is why current politics is triggering as fuck even when there isn’t a fresh new atrocity and WHERE IS THE ELDEST/ONLY DAUGHTER POLITICIAN WHO WILL THROW SOME HANDS AND BREAK A CYCLE I CAN’T DO THIS SHIT MYSELF
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve read a fair number of doorstop-sized books that I like to shove at people but if you’re looking for a shorter read that packs a punch, may I recommend…?
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Older picture but we need to talk about how this jacket is the greatest item of clothing I have ever owned
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s so PRETTY
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I told myself I could only get one tote bag full at the book swap, but I ended up breaking even on books donated vs. books taken. I’ve been regretting giving away my paperback of Road of Bones so I was thrilled to get a pristine hardcover, and Our Share of Night has an eternal holds queue+
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🎶
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago
And he's bound for New Orleans
🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Therapy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I have resigned myself to this color palette for everything except t-shirts
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Grooming. With modesty paw.

(I must know if Fiasco has ever done anything as ridiculous as Widget in the jump scare video I posted)
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what Gmail tying multiple inbox use into using AI has done to me.

I maintain inbox zero. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT NOW
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In which a packet of makeup wipes stages a daring attack
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reporting in from Threads with some good trouble North Carolinians have been making for 🧊
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Your orange tuxedo nephew would like to remind you that there are floofy oranges out there somewhere
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He’s a lover, not a fighter, thank god
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM